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Me (45M) have been recently watching my sons (15M) internet browsing history to see if he was studying for his Mathematics exam. While he was at school, I got on his computer, and when I opened it, I was greeted by a drawing of a little, short haired girl, in the style of a seemingly japanese comic book, as his desktop wallpaper. As I slowly moved the mouse, a random spinning logo thing had opened, and then I was greeted by a chatting application named "Discord". As I was about to close the application, I heard a weird sound coming through his speakers. It seemed like a person had messaged him, and I clicked to see what they were saying. As I opened the chat with him, I instantly saw an image of a pink haired girl, drawn in the style of his wallpaper, holding a can of Monster Energy Drink, aiming it at her crotch area. I frankly did not know why an image like this would be sent to my son, but without thinking anything of it, I closed the application. Now that the chatting app was closed, I moved the mouse to the browser icon, and I clicked. I forgot how to see the browsing history in a web browser, so I googled it. However, as I very slowly typed "how to see browser history chrome", it automatically recommended me another search option, which said "hot twink eats a glizzy and gets covered in mayo". I ignored this, as I seemingly thought nothing of it at first. After I remembered how to see the browser history, what I saw horrified me even more. Some of them read: "twink gets corn on the cob", "hot femboy adds cream to your coffee", "hot creampie". I do not know what a "femboy", "twink" or a "glizzy" is, but I think it is a cooking term. But, I am not sure. What does any of these mean? Is my son aiming to become a chef? I never saw him cook anything in the kitchen. Should I ask him to make me a hot creampie?

No this isn't a copypasta, it's my own original thought. I know that's hard to believe on the internet, where everything has to be posted ironically or as part of a cringe compilation, but I'm critiquing art. Why don't you believe me? What have I done to be other-ized to your world view so much that you doubt my very humanity? I don't come onto this forum to debate my humanity with robots like you. How about you respond to the points instead, huh? is it that hard to look at the things I've written and decide to respond to them like I'm a real human being with friends and thoughts and feelings and red blood pumping through my body.

Just checked out your site and laughed for a full minute about your modi/cookies warning. :)

lmao u like 40 makin yo mom jokes. i got 2 pairs of gloves we could tussle up anytime playboy stop posting and get at me

OMG 6/9??? NICE!!!!!!? OMG 69 (NICE) IS SO FUNNY!!!! WHENEVER I SEE 69 (NICE) I BURST OUT LAUGHING 🤣 🤣 🤣 😂 😂 😂 🤣 BECAUSE ITS SO ORIGINAL AND FUNNY 😂😆😆😆😂!!! ITS ALMOST AS GOOD AS (snort) 420 (NICE)!!! THE WEED NUMBER!!!! YOU SEE 69 (NICE) IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT REFERENCES SEX 😱😱😱!!!! I KNOW RIGHT!!!!! I LOVE SAYING 👍 NICE WHENEVER I SEE 69 (NICE) OR 420 (NICE) BECAUSE IT JUST SENDS ME INTO FITS!!!! AHAHHAHAHAHAH 😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😂😂!!! MY SENSE OF HUMOR IS EXTREMELY MATURE!!!! OMG SEX NUMBER 😱😱😱😱😱 😆😆😆😆😆😆 HAHAOHHMYGOD!!! WEED NUMBER 😱😱😆😆😆 OMG OMG 😳😳😳 👍 NICE 👍 NICE 👍 NICE 👍 NICE 👍 NICE 👍 NICE 👍 NICE 👍 NICE 👍 NICE 👍 NICE 👍!!!! ISNT IT FUNNY??? WHY ARENT YOU LAUGHING!!!?!?!? 😱 IS THAT A SHOTGUN

Did you adopt this cat from Petco in August 2021? Please reach out, I would like to see him. I found him in a football field. He had medical issues like a prolapsed asshole and probably worms and was super annoying. I couldn’t afford his vet bills and my apartment doesn’t allow pets, so I took him home to bring him to the shelter. We bonded so much over those few days. He’s the love of my life and I should have fought to keep him despite the odds. I know that now. I cry looking at pictures of him. His name at the shelter was Squash; we named him that. Please… I wanna see my friend again.

@everyone Please DO NOT EAT FACEMASKS (or any other items that were not meant to be eaten) IN THE VOICE CHAT. I'm not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that a server full of mostly male strangers would need to see that. No one is going to be impressed and give you a kiss, (especially considering what you have been consuming). Eating items that were not meant to be eaten could cause serious harm in your body, and being polish is not an excuse to that. I don't want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on.

Damn I wish my body looked like that. I would go to the beach and have a pal throw me a football, then I would catch it right beside some cute girls and start chatting with them while being a really nice guy but not too nice. Then I would invite them for a dip in the water. Then with some playful water fighting I would figure out which cutie wants my body the most. Then I would ask her if she wants to go for a walk. Then in a secluded area I would ask her if she wants to hear a secret? Then I would lean in like I'm going to whisper in her ear and I would kiss her neck instead. Then we would start making out hard in the grass and I would squeeze her boobs. But she is on her period so she stops me from fingering her. Then we get married and have kids and I get a dad bod and she dumps me because she is shallow and only loves me for my rock hard bod. The end. I could keep going but it spirals into a depressing situation.

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