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#212

Fri Nov 25 07:57:59 PM UTC 2022

If anyone asks you to do something, go to their website, vote for them on a website, asks you to verify items, warns your account will be deleted/locked, says they work for valve/tf2/tf2 trading site, offers a trade of your best items with nothing in return then you are 1000000000% being scammed❗️❗️❗️💀🔥🔥🔥😎 Step 1 of how not to get scammed by them: BLOCK THEM!!!!!!!!! Fun facts: you are in complete control of your account, so getting scammed is virtually your fault for falling for it Valve employees don’t message you on level 0 account names “John foreskin 69” that you’ll be banned and tf2 trade sites can’t delete your account!!!!!!!!! Those websites are 1000% malware and are cringe :(:(:(!!!!!!!! Don’t go to them!!!!! ALL TF2 ITEMS ALRWADY VERIFIED?!!??!!??? WHAT YOU DONT NEED TO GET THEM VERIFIED BY SOMEONE ONLINE!!!!!!! Hope this helps you and your fellow tf2 pals and gals learn from this to avoid being scammed by obvious scammers and post about it on this subreddit 10004892939293 times!!!!!!!!!!!!

- Anonymous

#211

Fri Nov 25 07:52:13 PM UTC 2022

GLAZE MY THIGHS 🦃 SLAP MY BUTT 🦃 MAKE ME YOUR 🦃 TURKEY SLUT 🦃 EAT MY BREAST 🦃 EAT MY WINGS 🦃 JUST DON’T FINISH IN MY STUFFING 🦃 DADDY’S DRUMSTICK LOOKS SO YUMMY 🦃SHOOT YOUR GRAVY AND FILL MY TUMMY 🦃

- Anonymous

#210

Thu Nov 24 06:26:34 PM UTC 2022

HAPPY THOTSGIVING 💦 🦃 TURKEY ISNT THE ONLY THING GETTING STUFFED 👉👌YOURE ONE OF MY FAVORITE HOES 👯‍♀️ 🍑 ❤️IM SO THANKFUL TO HAVE A FILTHY SLUT LIKE U IN MY LIFE 🍆 💦 🍁 SEND THIS TO 🔟 OF THE NASTIEST👄 💃🏻 PILGRIMS YOU KNOW 🦃 😩😏IF U GET THREE BACK THEN U REALLY A HOE 👌👌

- Anonymous

#209

Wed Nov 23 04:47:28 PM UTC 2022

That’s IT! The left’s assault on Hooters has reached its boiling point. Enough is enough. I am calling on ALL alpha males to support and eat at your local Hooters restaurant. We will NOT allow the left to harm Hooters. Stand your ground and eat your wings! I am sick and tired of beta males and feminists trying to guilt alpha males out of eating at Hooters. There is absolutely NOTHING wrong with eating at Hooters on a weekly basis, EVEN with the family and kids. Hooters is a safe space where Alpha males can bond together and be alphas without the socialist feminist beta left getting in the way. I was at Hooters tonight having some beer and wings when I overheard the table of alphas next to me complaining about the price of wings under Biden. When Trump was in office, alpha males were able to eat at Hooters every single week. Now, they're struggling to go once a month.

- John Hooter (Homepage)

#208

Wed Nov 23 04:40:35 PM UTC 2022

Dear 4chan, ​ Congratulations, you got another reaction! That's what you wanted, right? Well, I've decided that I don't like people like you. You've messed with the community of the wrong psychopath. Before you get excited, you haven't even made me angry. I am a hard person to make angry. However, I despise people like you. ​ Your pitiful hacking skills are hilarious. Hacking accounts and putting up proxies are level 1. Can you hack into encrypted files? Can you tear through firewalls without leaving a mark? Your silly little proxy won't protect you. I have hacked into many computers and spied on the users. I've hacked into games. I've been hacking since I had a computer. It's what I was raised to do. ​ You have no idea to the extent of fear which you should be feeling. All you are is just a community of internet creeps. Have you ever murdered anyone? I have no empathy and I would probably feel joy just peeling the skin off your face. ​ You think I'm giving you an empty threat? Believe that, I have contacts in dark places you don't want to know about. If you even live close to me you better start fearing for your life. ​ Track my IP if you want to, but I am smart enough to use a library computer. Go ahead, try and find me, it'll just make it easier to track YOU. ​ With love, ​ A Psychopath ​ P.S, I would fear for your life while you still have it.

- Anonymous

#207

Tue Nov 22 06:12:46 PM UTC 2022

Welcome to the Kill Count, where we tally up the victim in all our favorite horror movies, I'm James A Janisse, and today we are looking at wait hold on what the fuck

- Anonymous

#206

Tue Nov 22 06:08:05 PM UTC 2022

Uhh, starving child? Sorry but I have to inform you that you have been downvoted. I issued this downvote because you said you were a "starving child starving to death." This is redundant and not heckin awesome 100. Please edit your comment and learn to eat.

- Anonymous

#205

Tue Nov 22 06:07:52 PM UTC 2022

I am a starving child starving to death and this is the last thing I see before I die. Goodbye.

- Anonymous

#204

Tue Nov 22 06:03:52 PM UTC 2022

Help guys, I am currently in a dire situation. My league of legends lango has quietly infiltrated by workplace vocabulary. Just the other day I was reviewing the code of some junior devs and ended up telling one of them that their Merge request was dogwater and would hard grief the performance of the entire app down the line. My colleage already asked me what "inting" was because I've apparently used that word when talking to her before and I told her it's just "doing things poorly", and she said "oh okay". Or sometimes I refer to really annoying clients as "Shaco players" when talking with fellow colleages, which doesn't really mean anything but I just had a lot of bad experiences with Shaco players in the past. No one in the group questioned about me about it but I'm nearly certain they all played league in the past so they knew exactly what I meant lol. How do I make it stop? I don't even play this game anymore.

- Anonymous

#203

Tue Nov 22 06:01:54 PM UTC 2022

When I was a kid, I spent a lot of time playing the math game “Number Munchers” on the Apple II. When I got a high score, I liked to put in something dirty then delete it and replace it with my name. Well, one time muscle memory kicked in. Instead of deleting it, I hit enter. “penis wrinkle” suddenly had the top score. I mathed my fucking heart out for hours trying to unseat king penis wrinkle, but I could never knock him down. It turned out to be my all-time best score. I couldn’t handle the guilt, so I confessed my fuckup since it was a family computer. All I remember is my parents asking “so... why penis wrinkle?” I think the computer and floppies were eventually donated to a school. Maybe someone else was able to beat penis wrinkle off the top scores.

- penis wrinkle