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Wed May 22 12:15:50 PM EDT 2024

posttext? more like POOPTEXT

- Anonymous (Homepage)


Wed May 22 11:48:33 AM EDT 2024


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Thu Mar 28 12:56:06 PM EDT 2024

I like using M$ Window$ because everything just works!!!!!!

- Bén (Homepage)


Wed Nov 08 08:31:27 PM EST 2023



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- Anonymous


Mon Nov 06 09:51:36 PM EST 2023

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet.

- Anonymous


Wed Nov 01 04:54:47 PM EDT 2023

After you read this, I guarantee you will feel sorry for me. Imagine this. You are attracted to women, like you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility of you having sex with one, but there's not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely. So in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it's disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better. That's what life is like to me. I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else. Women don't even do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true. Life is like hell to me. I will never know true love.

- Anonymous


Mon Sep 25 09:10:47 PM EDT 2023

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- Sir Reginald Pixelsworth III


Mon Jul 31 08:46:40 PM EDT 2023

So female dolphins have vaginal secretions that make a male dolphin just cum over and over and over. From this point on, I will call these secretions Dolphin pussy jelly. Scientists were like "holy shit, dude we gotta test this. You know, for science" So the scientists collected a sample of said dolphin pussy jelly, and had a test primate. They swabbed it on the male primate's dick, sat back and watched the show. Now you see, it worked. But it worked a little too well. The monkey straight up had a heart attack because it used all of its energy into fucking cumming. I want to live in a world where this is a commercial product. I want to say "you know what, I want to die and i know what to do about it." I want to live in a world where i can go into my local grocery store, pick up a bottle of Smucker's Dolphin Pussy Jelly, and just fucking cum myself to death

- Anonymous