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Sun Jan 16 12:23:59 AM EST 2022

Did you really just tell me to alt f4? That’s funny man. Unfortunately for you, I’m pretty much a tech wizard. I know more about computers than you ever will, and I’m only in middle school lol! You’re probably shaking in your NON-GAMING chair. Do you even know what SSD means lol? Go watch some Linus Tech Tips, and get back to me when you’ve acquired 1% of my nearly infinite knowledge.

- Anonymous


Sat Jan 15 08:19:35 PM EST 2022

I dropped my dang phone and the shit broke and i had to pay some moeney after waiting for an update that was only 200MB o well.

- El Mooooolloooooooo


Wed Jan 12 01:39:57 PM EST 2022

Is it bad that I only poop once a week??? I've been like this for years and I'm too afraid to bring it up to my doctor. I will literally only poop like once a week, sometimes I'll even go once every week and a half. When I finally do take a shit it's not painful or hard and it's not a lot of poop???

- Anonymous


Wed Jan 12 11:57:20 AM EST 2022

M'aiq does not remember his childhood, perhaps he never had one.

- M'aiq


Tue Jan 11 10:22:51 PM EST 2022

Hewweo how are you dear?

- AnonyHewwomous (Homepage)


Tue Jan 11 09:43:26 PM EST 2022

All this green makes me feel like cipher

- Antonio


Tue Jan 11 09:39:16 PM EST 2022

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- Mike Lindell (Homepage)


Tue Jan 11 09:36:28 PM EST 2022

The time is correct, it's displaying in UTC 😤

- swagg boi (Homepage)


Tue Jan 11 09:34:32 PM EST 2022

Why is it the wrong time zone sir

- Wife


Tue Jan 11 09:33:29 PM EST 2022

Good job husband. Ayy… lmao

- Wife