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Last office I worked at, nearly every day someone would go in and just completely fuck up one of the stalls. I’m talking, they would put an entire roll of toilet paper in and around the toilet, shit on top of it, all over it, all around it, on the back of the toilet, on the floor, piss all over it. Nearly every day. And you look around and think “This is a job. I interviewed to work here. They asked me about my college degree. The person that did this… are they like me? Do they look like me? Do they act like me? Why is it when they go into the bathroom, they become a deranged lunatic?” I can’t comprehend it. I can comprehend someone homeless, addicted to crack or huffing paint, going into a Taco Bell and doing this. I can’t comprehend a coworker, in an office building, being capable of earning a salary and also treating a bathroom like a horse stall. It escapes reason.

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No one with a right mind would download piece of garbage operating systems on their computer for "privacy" there is no privacy on the internet and there wont be any. There are many hackers and such that used Linux this doesnt mean that every linux user is a criminal. But most are. When you look at a linux user, they dont use any software of big corporations, use throwaway accounts, dont use tiktok, instagram (major social networks), use reddit or 4chan where the most brainless people on earth talk to eachother. its pathetic and really something that does not get mentioned at all in the linux community. to you this might be a dumb claim and conspiracy theory, but if someone were to ask you if you run linux that already answers most of your behaviour you contribute to the internet. No criminal would use an operating system and major social media or tools that the majority of people use. There are many cases of Linux users being psychos. Please tell me, in what fucking use case other than criminal activities would you use something like Tails or Whonix, public wifi? VPN, you dont need a different operating system for that. Also a reminder, facebook discovered a 0day exploit in TailsOS to catch a pedophile. Oh and lets not forget about edward snowden, repeated as above "not every linux user is a criminal but most are".

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I live walking distance from my local police department. If another person uses my NFT without my consent I will report them immediately. This is MY PROPERTY. The transaction has be verified scientifically on the block chain. Anyone who violates my NFT rights will pay the price Buddy, you have no idea who you are messing with. I have made a ridiculous amount of money in crypto/NFTs and I have the best lawyers. If you don’t remove my NFT as your profile picture you’re going to regret it. When you steal someone’s property you get punished. Watch out.

So basically I had an idea where crypto has a passive called "off the grid" basically it makes it so that when crypto gets scanned he doesn't get scanned and it makes it so he isn't seen when he gets scanned. That way when bloodhond and seer scan him he won't get scanned so that they can't see him cause he's "off the grid" it would be balanced cause he normally gets scanned but now he doesn't get scanned cause he's "off the grid" so it would be lore fitting and it would be a good gameplay mechanic and off the grid would be a good idea and they should add it to the game for crypto so that his new passive is called off the grid. I had this idea then everyone started talking about my idea because i came up with off the grid where crypto doesn't get scanned cause in the lore hes off the grid and since hes off the grid he cant be scanned while off the grid!

This is acctually considerably humerous. I understand the joke it is quite funny, or as you may say quite laughable. He is refering to balls. Also known as testicles. This is very funny because it is usually seen as awkward refering to anything which could have to do with sexual intercourse. But this person is breaking this and subverst expectations by just straight up mentionning the gonads—reproductive glands or also refered to as testicles or as in this case: Balls.

Perfect 800 in math, 680 in English, for a 1480/1600. Dipshits like you would kill for that. I've been psychologically evaluated 3 times, over 10 years, and my results have improved each time. Every examination, the psychologist test giver tells me I solved all their puzzles and math problems faster than anyone they've ever seen, and with no mistakes. You and I are not the same. You're just a scared little boy playing with your pee pee.

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes." This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.