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What the actual fuck. Why would you post this? Did you really think this was funny in any capacity? Really? Ask yourself: "was this actually as funny and hilarious as I thought it would be?" Because I can tell you if the answer is anything close to a "maybe" then you're just drop-dead wrong. This wasn't funny. It didn't even make me laugh. Not even the subjective nature of comedy itself can justify the absolute dogshit you just considered posting. The fact you considered posting it at all is an enigma that, frankly, is proof that your parents never even cared about you. In fact I'm not even sure how they managed to procreate and make you, because you had to have inherited this idiocy from somewhere. The sheer moronic nature of your thoughts should be locked away in a dark, cold room with no windows. I hope you never post this again.