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#120

Sun Aug 14 09:49:08 PM EDT 2022

oh really? you wanna fucking go, cuck? im gonna take you down. you wont even see my coming. youll be too busy guzzling that disgusting cowjuice. youll be wiping your stupid milk mustache and suddenly from the shadows i will appear, armed with vengeance and common fucking sense. what does common sense matter here, you ask? oh, just common sense to not force myself to drink white, liquidy hell as satan cackles in the background over yet another victory, another soul obtained over some pretentious liquid that isnt even tasty. calcium, you say? you ever heard of yogurt, you dickwhipped nuggetslut? you ever heard of cheese? i will decimate you. your ancestors will feel the tremors of my rage through their milk-infused bones, and mine will feel the swell of victory in their yogurt-infused chests. do not test me. your soul will not survive the strain of terror.

- Anonymous