Listen to me
I clogged my toilet two weeks ago
And I've continued to shit and piss in it regularly since then without unclogging it
This is a vile pile
It would be rude to unclog
There is an entire ecosystem thriving in here man
Do you want to see
Pls
I can't sit down on the toilet
It's too high
I am afraid the little critters in the bowl won't jump up and tickle my ballsack
I saw a little man crawling around down there
I have delivered him some fresh real estate
Perhaps this could be the children's play room