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True story: Back in 1993, I had to take a monster dump while doing a service call for Wang Laboratories (look it up), and the only place I could find to relieve myself was a Pizza Hut in the middle of nowhere. So, I ran inside, bypassed all employees, and made a b-line for the bathroom. I dumped so hard that I could feel my insides vibrate - it hurt every ounce of my being. But it also hurt Pizza Hut's plumbing, bursting a pipe in the kitchen and flooding the establishment with copious amounts of sewage. I escaped before anyone could finger me as the culprit. I later learned that the franchise owner couldn't afford to fix the damage I'd done; they closed up shop forever about a month later. So, random Pizza Hut from 1993, I'm sorry I ruined you with my monster dump.