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Tue Sep 13 05:15:42 PM UTC 2022

Alligators aren't dangerous. An Australian man came into a bar with one on a leash. To prove it was tame he had the alligator open his mouth then put his cock in it for a good four or five seconds and nothing happened. He asked if anyone else wanted to try, but I can't open my mouth that wide.

- Anonymous