Swagg::Net::Guestbook

Dearest Representatives of General Mills, With the most incredible honor and respect, I write this script of praise toward your finest product, Yoplait, or more specifically, the Go-Gurt line. These delectable confectionaries are capable of sensitizing every individual taste bud on my all-too-fortunate tongue, bringing a wave of emotions, all of which release a rush of dopamine, and pure joy. It cannot be described, the pure ecstasy that comes with squeezing a Go-Gurt packet down my throat. Or, when I open the refrigerator, and to my delight, I find a 16-count box of Frozen themed Strawberry & Vanilla 'gurts. They are gone in an instant, yet every magnificent sleeve of slime is savored beyond comprehension, beyond belief. Every morning I awake, still marveling at each and every molecule of flavor still remaining on my fortuitous tongue. One might call it an addiction, but I would call it a desire; a desire fueled by my deep love for the Go-Gurt line of products. How the scientists, chefs, researchers, and geniuses at General Mills were able to craft such a flawless product is beyond me. To think that there are billions of people that were subjected to a life without Go-Gurt fills me with such deep sorrow and remorse. Yet I am beyond grateful for this blessèd opportunity to live in a world where I can routinely experience the wave of emotions that only a parcel of Go-Gurt can deliver. Thank you, for creating a product so perfect, so appetizing, and so beautiful.