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#258

Mon Mar 13 03:44:08 PM EDT 2023

I'm an official Fortnite athlete, and I'm looking for a girlfriend. While intelligence comes quite easily to me, in fact, romantic partnership appears to elude me. That's why I've ventured into the depths of a place such as this. Now, with introductions out of the way, I have certain requisites to determine if you're worthy of my affections. Requirements: - At least a 115+ IQ - Linguistically gifted (I dislike common English). - Emotionally mature (I've engaged with far too many unsuitable specimens). - Willingness to fly to my country/state to live with me. If you believe you're worthy of my affections and fulfill the requirements, feel free to make advances at me in DMs.

- Anonymous