Swagg::Net::Guestbook

I have a message for Putin. If you want to do your games, your shenanigans, that's fine by me. Truly, it is. But I just got home from vacation, it was fun, I enjoyed it. As I am now home, I get to enjoy my video games. And Putin hear me now: If, by any means, a cyber attack comes through because of the sanctions and takes my internet away while I am enjoying said video games, on my country's goddamn internet soul, then that will be your biggest mistake. What mistake you might ask? Well, my dear Putin, your mistake will be that of taking away games from a gamer. If you make this mistake I will show you what its like to be torn apart, just like the USSR. I will show you what gamer swag truly means. I will make you feel the pain and anguish of every victim of 9/11, every soldier in Vietnam. Your very soul will cry out in agony as your body burns to dust. Nothing will stop me from bearing down all of my immortal gamer swag on your being. So to all else who see this, pray to whatever you believe in, pray that Putin does not make this mistake. For the moment he does, I give the Kremlin 12 hours. 3 hours to prepare, 3 hours to try, and then 6 hours to mourn. Sincerely, a Patriot/EVE Online Commander