Sun Apr 03 10:37:15 PM EDT 2022
just learned that furry police exist. what do I have to do to become a furry criminal and get arrested at furry gunpoint by a furry police officer and get sent to furry jail where I am interrogated by a furry detective and then placed on furry trial where I plead not guilty and hire a furry lawyer who attempts to argue my furry case but his entire fucking argument is just "UwU rawrrr!!~ pounces on you~" and obviously the furry evidence is not in my favor and I am sentenced to furry execution by furry electric chair where I am strapped down and electrocuted with 40 furrywatts of furry electricity and become a smoldering furry mess?
- Anonymous