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#66

Mon Jun 06 04:09:59 PM EDT 2022

Me (45M) have been recently watching my sons (15M) internet browsing history to see if he was studying for his Mathematics exam. While he was at school, I got on his computer, and when I opened it, I was greeted by a drawing of a little, short haired girl, in the style of a seemingly japanese comic book, as his desktop wallpaper. As I slowly moved the mouse, a random spinning logo thing had opened, and then I was greeted by a chatting application named "Discord". As I was about to close the application, I heard a weird sound coming through his speakers. It seemed like a person had messaged him, and I clicked to see what they were saying. As I opened the chat with him, I instantly saw an image of a pink haired girl, drawn in the style of his wallpaper, holding a can of Monster Energy Drink, aiming it at her crotch area. I frankly did not know why an image like this would be sent to my son, but without thinking anything of it, I closed the application. Now that the chatting app was closed, I moved the mouse to the browser icon, and I clicked. I forgot how to see the browsing history in a web browser, so I googled it. However, as I very slowly typed "how to see browser history chrome", it automatically recommended me another search option, which said "hot twink eats a glizzy and gets covered in mayo". I ignored this, as I seemingly thought nothing of it at first. After I remembered how to see the browser history, what I saw horrified me even more. Some of them read: "twink gets corn on the cob", "hot femboy adds cream to your coffee", "hot creampie". I do not know what a "femboy", "twink" or a "glizzy" is, but I think it is a cooking term. But, I am not sure. What does any of these mean? Is my son aiming to become a chef? I never saw him cook anything in the kitchen. Should I ask him to make me a hot creampie?

- Anonymous