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#69

Thu Jun 09 04:30:59 PM EDT 2022

I’m a psychopath. I’m a super ultra extremely intelligent psychological master manipulator, above 200IQ but didn’t need to go to university. I’m a highly evolved form of human, one could argue a psychopathic alien being, basically I am a god. I know I could make more money but I don’t need it anyway, people donate to me. Whenever I stare at people they immediately get frightened of me and become submissive. One time this old guy actually died from fear when my psychopath stare got to him. The cops showed up to charge me but I stared at them too, heh… they didn’t charge me. I’m also a martial arts master and you can tell by the way that I walk. This other time this guy had a gun and I just psychopath stared at him, he dropped it and ran. If I was a Pokémon all the trainers would want to catch me just for my psychopath stare, it would win every match but the problem is none of them would be able to catch me because of my stare. I’m precocious, impregnable, omnipotent, and I have all the solutions to world problems but keep them for myself because I love to watch suffering. My theta waves and heartbeat stay at a constant level and never fluctuate even in the most stressful situations. I sleep like a baby and never worry nor do I feel guilt, remorse, or shame. I have no mercy. God told me I was the second coming of Christ. I told him, “No, bitch I am the 1st coming” and he got scared and listened(I psychopath stared him). The pet store won’t sell me hamsters anymore.

- Anonymous