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Thu Jun 16 03:36:08 AM UTC 2022

My hubby is a phenomenal gorilla impersonator. Knuckles on the floor, butt protruding, puffing noise, all of it. Wouldn't you know it, more often than I'd care to confess, that has led me to my bed! I'd want to say it's primarily because he makes me laugh so much, but man, there are times when I think, "Wow, that gorilla is very gorgeous."

- Anonymous