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All salmon should be frozen 🥶☃️ for 🈺 30 days or cooked 🧈 thoroughly and cooled 👍✨🆒👍✨🆒👍✨🆒 to body temperature 🌡️ before being rolled 🧻 into a quid for 🈺 rectal insertion for 🈺 boofing. This is to kill 🚬 off 📴 any worms 🐛 You 🤟 should freeze all salmon for 🔰🔰🔰 30 days before consumption because many salmon have 🈶 worms 🐛 in them, especially ones 🕐 you catch in a river that are 👉 older 🗝️ and starting ✴️ to spawn out 😵 (I am in Alaska) 🚠 Or you 😀 cook 👨‍🍳 them thoroughly and it's a non 🚱 issue. ⚠️ So 🆘 before you 🤟 insert your salmon boof it should have 🈶 been frozen ☃️ for 🔰 30 days or cooked 🧅 through entirely then cooled 🆒 to body temperature 🤒 for 🈺 the 🫵 insertion. Whatever my 😊 body doesn't absorb 🧽 I 😀 squeeze out, 😵 and sometimes you 😀 gotta get 🉐 in there with a turkey 🍗 baster to kinda suck up the 🤘🫵 crumblies. Then I 😊 get 🉐 it all collected on a special little dish 🧫 and feed 👨‍🍼 it to my 😀 dog. 🦮🌭🦮🌭🦮🌭 He 💁‍♂️ loves ❤️👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 salmon. Delicious. 😋 It's a high 🚄🚄🚄

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ok so its 11 pm and i leave my room to get some water and i look to the right and just see my sister sitting on the toilet with the bathroom door open while petting my cat that for some reason was there too, and she just looks at me and says "i have been expecting you" followed by loud shitting noises.

I hear you OP. I wore a short skirt to the office one day and my boss was in my area checking if I was doing OK and commenting on my work output all day. Really creeped me out seeing this side of him. I won't be doing that again. Plus, I'd forgotten to put underwear on in the morning and my balls were freezing.

! ! ATTENTION 2003 KIDS ! ! ! This 👇 is the last year of being a kid 👦👧! Because NEXT 👉YEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RS💁💅!! PARTYING 🎉💃 DRINKING 🍻🍸🍹🍷 MAKING OUT AND SEX 👅💦O_O PERIODS ☹🍫 HEARTBREAKS 💔☹ MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7tH GRADE)

A frog got stuck in my Epson printer in 2006. I opened my apartment door to pay for pizza delivery, and a green tree frog hopped inside my living room. I chased him around until he jumped on my printer, and as I reached for him, he wiggled into the paper feed. I didn’t know what to do so I actually called Epson customer service and explained what happened. They sent me a new printer with a return shipping label for me to send back the old one with the frog inside, which I did. Two weeks later I found a dried, mummified frog in my bathroom closet. The people at Epson received a printer without a frog stuck inside, so they probably thought I was nuts.

RATIO? RATIO? WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN, WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE KIDS SAYING THESE DAYS? RATIO? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE SOME SORT OF VIOLENT BRAIN DAMAGE? RATIO THIS, L THAT. ARE YOU PEOPLE ACTUALLY MENTALLY CHALLENGED? HOLY SHIT LIKE. RATIO IS A FUCKING MATH TERM YOU DERANGED DEGENERATE BASEMENT DWELLING MORONS CAN YOU STUPID DENSE MOTHERFUCKERS SAY ANYTHING ELSE? SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP

what is + l + ratio + wrong + get a job + without doubt + you have fallen + never got in any way + face + allergy with gluten + don't worry + cringe ur baby + literally close the shit + gale made better + your avi is done in ms excel + ur small bf fero + I have more numbers + double reading room + double reading

just learned that furry police exist. what do I have to do to become a furry criminal and get arrested at furry gunpoint by a furry police officer and get sent to furry jail where I am interrogated by a furry detective and then placed on furry trial where I plead not guilty and hire a furry lawyer who attempts to argue my furry case but his entire fucking argument is just "UwU rawrrr!!~ pounces on you~" and obviously the furry evidence is not in my favor and I am sentenced to furry execution by furry electric chair where I am strapped down and electrocuted with 40 furrywatts of furry electricity and become a smoldering furry mess?