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The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

I (26F) have been married to my husband (28M) for around 3 years now. I have always known and been fine with him masturbating and am aware that he uses blankets to catch his load. He has a gaming room that he has a specific blanket he uses but also would use another smaller blanket or his own for our bedroom before work or on weekends. We use separate blankets as we have different preferences and it works really well. He has a fleece blanket that he uses and i have a down comforter. A few months back I noticed crunchy spots as I would readjust my blanket at night and decided I would bring it up while he was in a good mood. I casually said I knew he was using my blanket and asked him to stop. He did for a few weeks but it started back up over time. Currently I take my blanket out of the room with me as I tried moving it onto my side of the bed on the floor but he would go get to to complete his mission. I wake up with our little one a couple hours before he does every weekend (a whole other issue) so he uses that time with my blanket if he gets the opportunity. The problem is I am very non-confrontational and even bringing it up the first time took some building up to. I cry at the first start of any high emotion (both sad and happy) even with coping mechanisms I have learned along the way and I feel weak because of it. If he has already not listened with me asking nicely how would you recommend asking again? How can I even reprimand that if he doesn't listen? Anyone have any recommendations for building confidence in uncomfortable conversations?

My mouse pointer is just gone. I can't find it anywhere. I'm typing this on a different computer right now idk what the fuck to do. I tried replacing the mouse since maybe it's broken but nope, no mouse pointer. I tried using a different monitor in case the mouse pointer somehow got stuck in the other monitor with wifi (I keep telling mom we need to get a better router that's more secure and this is why). It wasn't there. I even plugged the TV into my computer, it wasn't in there either. So much for a "smart" TV. Guys what should I do? Do I need to buy a whole new computer since the mouse pointer chip is probably broken? Can I buy a new mouse card? All my hacking work has been halted since I can no longer use my computer hacker skills to hack black hat hacking stuff.

Dude stop. My brother died in a circus accident. stop using the clown emoji. Rest in peace to my brother. Please refrain from using it in your life, that is wrong to all the people who lost their lives. I sincerely hope you learn from this mistake and no longer make the same choice again. Please evaluate your life choices, and question yourself to why you decided to use the clown emoji. I understand that you may have been through alot, but that does not mean you should joke about dead people. You may have been abused or hurt, but do not use that as an excuse to hurt others. If i ever catch you using offensive things again, so help me god i will find you. I will find you myself. I swear on my brothers circus that i will stop at no cost. You are my enemy. And i will hunt you like you are my prey.

As you get older, you realize that a $300 watch and a $30 watch both tell the same time. A Michael Kors wallet and a Walmart wallet hold the same amount of money. A one bedroom apartment and a 10 bedroom mansion both host the same loneliness. A Ford will also drive you just as far as a Bentley. True happiness does not come from materialistic things, it comes from sucking mad titties God please let me suck on some titties rn

No, actually, that is not me. I am not an emoji- nor do I resemble one- I am a human. Also, who are you to tell me what I look like when, in fact, you have never seen me nor likely never will? All that aside, it's clear that you are trying to insult me by calling me a "nerd" (as depicted by the emoji you have sent). I rather take your "insult" as a compliment, as calling me a "nerd", a word often used to mock smarter people, implies that I am more intelligent and have a larger vocabulary than you. Next time you disagree, I recommend you try to come up with an actual argument, or at least prepare yourself one for when necessary. Additionally, before you proceed with sending me a clown emoji (admitting defeat), just understand that you would be further praising me, as a clown is someone who is entertaining and usually considered humorous by the spectators. Furthermore, you would also be implying that I, employed by a business to perform as a clown, have a profession. So, not only are you implying that I am smart, you are also implying that I am funny and have a job, which, judging by; your lack of proper arguments your usage of childish and overused internet humor the amount of spare time you have to brainwash yourself 12 hours per day with social media culture; you are neither intelligent, comedic, or employed. Enjoy allowing yourself to continue on through life as such, as I believe with full confidence that you lack the decency to better your ruined self for the real world. Carry on and have a pleasant day.

Reddit should rename share to 'Spreddit', Delete to 'Shreddit', and Karma to 'Creddit'. And yet they haven't, I still don't Geddit.

Fedi I know I'm gonna get cancelled for interacting with Gleason but... He's just so dreamy! 🥰☺️ I want to be his future trans femboy trad boywaifu uguu I obsess over him 🥺😖 I wear my Gleason shirt every day he's always on my mind 😳😩

Alligators aren't dangerous. An Australian man came into a bar with one on a leash. To prove it was tame he had the alligator open his mouth then put his cock in it for a good four or five seconds and nothing happened. He asked if anyone else wanted to try, but I can't open my mouth that wide.

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