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It has been 13 hours since overwatch 1 has shutdown. The amount of sadness I feel is Immeasurable. The pain and suffering I feel right now is indescribable. The terrible agony I feel is incomprehensible to any living organism. The amount of despair I feel is unstable, unbalanced, deranged even. I truly can’t live in this world if I can’t play my favorite game overwatch. I’m so miserable. I can’t take this suffering I’ll do anything to play overwatch again. This was my everything and you took it.

my child saw the word “bussy” on a video last night he shoved his butt in the air and said “look at my bussy” and I asked where he heard that word and he said a YouTube video with Spider-Man pushing his bum around and saying it was his bussy. I could not find the video but my child is NINE why is this world so cold 🥲 I mean I laughed out of shock tho. I’m watching his videos now and they’re not like that help me.

Skip college. Quit your 9-5. Stop drinking. Wake up early. Microdose. Go on long runs. Lift weights. Eat protein. $10k all day. It’s dead-simple. 99% of people won’t do this. Be a 1% hero. Unlock life. Cold showers. Invincibility. Power. Masculinity. Testosterone. Winning.

"🤓"? Are you fucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "🤓"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only thing you can comprehend is "🤓" - or are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "🤓" once again. Do I give a fuck? No, does it look like I give even the slightest fuck about one fucking emoji? I bet you took the time to type that emoji too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so fucking pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "🤓" on your gravestone?

I (19f) and my boyfriend (20m) were having sex and he keeps making Clash Royale references during sex. For context we've been in a relationship for about four months and he's always been a huge fan of the game Clash Royale. I never really had a problem with it until it started getting in the way of our intimate times. Before we have sex he always says "time to play Clash Royale" as if it's supposed to turn me on or something. During sex he always does impressions of the king emote (I suggest searching it up if you don't know what it sounds like) and says things like "my giant is going to pound you". I've asked him to stop multiple times but he still continues as if this is one big joke. I'm considering breaking up with him because I feel like he can't take me seriously anymore especially during our intimate times. It seems ridiculous but all he ever does is make Clash Royale references if I try talking to him. Should I break up with him?

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

I (26F) have been married to my husband (28M) for around 3 years now. I have always known and been fine with him masturbating and am aware that he uses blankets to catch his load. He has a gaming room that he has a specific blanket he uses but also would use another smaller blanket or his own for our bedroom before work or on weekends. We use separate blankets as we have different preferences and it works really well. He has a fleece blanket that he uses and i have a down comforter. A few months back I noticed crunchy spots as I would readjust my blanket at night and decided I would bring it up while he was in a good mood. I casually said I knew he was using my blanket and asked him to stop. He did for a few weeks but it started back up over time. Currently I take my blanket out of the room with me as I tried moving it onto my side of the bed on the floor but he would go get to to complete his mission. I wake up with our little one a couple hours before he does every weekend (a whole other issue) so he uses that time with my blanket if he gets the opportunity. The problem is I am very non-confrontational and even bringing it up the first time took some building up to. I cry at the first start of any high emotion (both sad and happy) even with coping mechanisms I have learned along the way and I feel weak because of it. If he has already not listened with me asking nicely how would you recommend asking again? How can I even reprimand that if he doesn't listen? Anyone have any recommendations for building confidence in uncomfortable conversations?

My mouse pointer is just gone. I can't find it anywhere. I'm typing this on a different computer right now idk what the fuck to do. I tried replacing the mouse since maybe it's broken but nope, no mouse pointer. I tried using a different monitor in case the mouse pointer somehow got stuck in the other monitor with wifi (I keep telling mom we need to get a better router that's more secure and this is why). It wasn't there. I even plugged the TV into my computer, it wasn't in there either. So much for a "smart" TV. Guys what should I do? Do I need to buy a whole new computer since the mouse pointer chip is probably broken? Can I buy a new mouse card? All my hacking work has been halted since I can no longer use my computer hacker skills to hack black hat hacking stuff.

Dude stop. My brother died in a circus accident. stop using the clown emoji. Rest in peace to my brother. Please refrain from using it in your life, that is wrong to all the people who lost their lives. I sincerely hope you learn from this mistake and no longer make the same choice again. Please evaluate your life choices, and question yourself to why you decided to use the clown emoji. I understand that you may have been through alot, but that does not mean you should joke about dead people. You may have been abused or hurt, but do not use that as an excuse to hurt others. If i ever catch you using offensive things again, so help me god i will find you. I will find you myself. I swear on my brothers circus that i will stop at no cost. You are my enemy. And i will hunt you like you are my prey.

As you get older, you realize that a $300 watch and a $30 watch both tell the same time. A Michael Kors wallet and a Walmart wallet hold the same amount of money. A one bedroom apartment and a 10 bedroom mansion both host the same loneliness. A Ford will also drive you just as far as a Bentley. True happiness does not come from materialistic things, it comes from sucking mad titties God please let me suck on some titties rn