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I'm doing a Brother check-in. Showing support for one another. I Need eight men to post, not share, this message to show you are always there if a brother needs to talk. I'm sure I know who will say done on my post…..Don’t let me down fellas. You are all my Brothers 💯💪🏾

What do you think should be done about stochastic terrorism?

I’ve found I do a lot of my best writing completely nude. I don’t know why that is. I first discovered this when I noticed that 90% of all of my biggest ideas were birthed in the shower. Since then, I’ve deduced that I find clothes to be a distraction. That my imagination works when I’m at my bare minimum physically. I’m not sure if there is a spiritual element to this, but do find it quite interesting. There is something very beautiful to me about the minimalism of it all. A person covered in nothing but their own imagination. I told myself I was going to start documenting my writing journey, and I felt like sharing the nudity element was important to that. I may in the future do a nude writing series of photographs and publish them, because I find the process of documenting an author writing in their natural environment to be an art in itself.

In high school, I was dared to play "gay chicken", which is where two straight guys pretend to be gay, and the first one to chicken out loses. The other guy and I are both really stubborn, and neither one of us wanted to lose. We've been married 14 years and we run a bed and breakfast in Vermont with our adopted daughter. If that dude doesn't chicken out soon, I'm going to start to suspect that he's actually gay

WalMart is almost exclusively self-checkout now. The last time I was there the lady checking receipts at the exit stopping everyone. I didn't choose to participate in that nonsense, so I just skipped the exit line and left. I heard her saying "Ma'am Ma'am" as I kept walking and raised the receipt above my head, leaving the store. You can either trust me to do self-checkout or you can put your cashiers back in place like it used to be. I'm not interested in proving that I did your job for you. Signed, All of us Copied and pasted, because I agree 100%. We all should just do this! #walmart

It has been 13 hours since overwatch 1 has shutdown. The amount of sadness I feel is Immeasurable. The pain and suffering I feel right now is indescribable. The terrible agony I feel is incomprehensible to any living organism. The amount of despair I feel is unstable, unbalanced, deranged even. I truly can’t live in this world if I can’t play my favorite game overwatch. I’m so miserable. I can’t take this suffering I’ll do anything to play overwatch again. This was my everything and you took it.

my child saw the word “bussy” on a video last night he shoved his butt in the air and said “look at my bussy” and I asked where he heard that word and he said a YouTube video with Spider-Man pushing his bum around and saying it was his bussy. I could not find the video but my child is NINE why is this world so cold 🥲 I mean I laughed out of shock tho. I’m watching his videos now and they’re not like that help me.

Skip college. Quit your 9-5. Stop drinking. Wake up early. Microdose. Go on long runs. Lift weights. Eat protein. $10k all day. It’s dead-simple. 99% of people won’t do this. Be a 1% hero. Unlock life. Cold showers. Invincibility. Power. Masculinity. Testosterone. Winning.

"🤓"? Are you fucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "🤓"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only thing you can comprehend is "🤓" - or are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "🤓" once again. Do I give a fuck? No, does it look like I give even the slightest fuck about one fucking emoji? I bet you took the time to type that emoji too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so fucking pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "🤓" on your gravestone?