Swagg::Net::Guestbook


Messages from the World Wide Web

#157

Tue Sep 20 01:33:04 PM EDT 2022

No, actually, that is not me. I am not an emoji- nor do I resemble one- I am a human. Also, who are you to tell me what I look like when, in fact, you have never seen me nor likely never will? All that aside, it's clear that you are trying to insult me by calling me a "nerd" (as depicted by the emoji you have sent). I rather take your "insult" as a compliment, as calling me a "nerd", a word often used to mock smarter people, implies that I am more intelligent and have a larger vocabulary than you. Next time you disagree, I recommend you try to come up with an actual argument, or at least prepare yourself one for when necessary. Additionally, before you proceed with sending me a clown emoji (admitting defeat), just understand that you would be further praising me, as a clown is someone who is entertaining and usually considered humorous by the spectators. Furthermore, you would also be implying that I, employed by a business to perform as a clown, have a profession. So, not only are you implying that I am smart, you are also implying that I am funny and have a job, which, judging by; your lack of proper arguments your usage of childish and overused internet humor the amount of spare time you have to brainwash yourself 12 hours per day with social media culture; you are neither intelligent, comedic, or employed. Enjoy allowing yourself to continue on through life as such, as I believe with full confidence that you lack the decency to better your ruined self for the real world. Carry on and have a pleasant day.

- Anonymous

#156

Thu Sep 15 09:47:12 PM EDT 2022

Reddit should rename share to 'Spreddit', Delete to 'Shreddit', and Karma to 'Creddit'. And yet they haven't, I still don't Geddit.

- Anonymous

#155

Thu Sep 15 10:44:53 AM EDT 2022

Fedi I know I'm gonna get cancelled for interacting with Gleason but... He's just so dreamy! 🥰☺️ I want to be his future trans femboy trad boywaifu uguu I obsess over him 🥺😖 I wear my Gleason shirt every day he's always on my mind 😳😩

- Anonymous

#154

Tue Sep 13 01:15:42 PM EDT 2022

Alligators aren't dangerous. An Australian man came into a bar with one on a leash. To prove it was tame he had the alligator open his mouth then put his cock in it for a good four or five seconds and nothing happened. He asked if anyone else wanted to try, but I can't open my mouth that wide.

- Anonymous

#153

Sun Sep 11 06:06:11 PM EDT 2022

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- Anonymous

#152

Sun Sep 11 03:22:48 PM EDT 2022

Hello I am Queen Elizabeth II I did not die Charles III wanted to be king so I am imprisoned by him in the castle Now I only need $8000 more to bribe the guards This is my Alipay If you help me I will ensure you to be my successor after I escape I will ask the old lady from the grocery store next door to help you

- Queen Elizabeth II (Homepage)

#151

Fri Sep 09 10:20:45 PM EDT 2022

I, (F21) and my boyfriend (M21) currently live together and have been together about 4 months. To explain why we are living together at the 4 month mark, we started out as roommates but then started dating. I have to say my bf has never been good at pet names. Some early ones were “little stubbster” and “sour meat”. One of my nicknames for him, in comparison, is, “little bird”. Anyway about two weeks ago he starts calling me tony pizza. This doesn’t even make sense and he uses it more often than my actual name. He is obsessed. It honestly bothers me that he can’t even bother to find a somewhat nice nickname for me. I have had a couple of conversations with him about it but he says he just can’t think of anything better. What do i do? Is this going to become a bigger problem or should i even address it? i hate being tony pizza.

- Anonymous

#150

Fri Sep 09 10:16:29 AM EDT 2022

I’m so sad queen died I was a big fan of their music 😭

- Anonymous

#149

Wed Sep 07 10:52:33 AM EDT 2022

I STAND AGINST PDF FILES STAY OFF MY FACE PAGE GREWMERS. THIS PROFILE IS PROTECTED BY GOD AND DALE EARNEDHART

- Anonymous

#148

Mon Sep 05 09:38:50 PM EDT 2022

~*~*~*~ i'm BLUNT because god ROLLED me that WAY ~*~*~*~

- Anonymous