Swagg::Net::Guestbook

All these anime avatar #mastodon users posting hot anime chicks depress me. If you want a cute Japanese chick go to Japan and get one. Stop jerking off to cartoons and be a fucking man and get a real one. Ive fucked literal Japanese school girls in uniform who moaned just like the cartoons and guess what, i didn't do it by posting stupid shit on the #fediverse or browsing mastodon anime posts, i did it by leaving the house. 🤦‍♂️🇯🇵 #anime #hentai #newgab #cringe

I love the pizza cursor

Wassup 👋 world 🌍! Yeah 🙌 you 👉! Im 💘 Travis 🏀😂 Scott 👦 and this is my McDonald's 🤰 order 📑. Follow 🔜 me. Here's 👈 my quarter 🕒 pounder 🤜💪🍆 with lettuce 🌿, pickles 🥒, onions 🍋, ketchup 🍅👌😂, mustard 🌭 and bacon 🥓 (Yeah ✅). Here's 👈 my fries 🍟. Sometimes 🕒 I 👥 do this, then I 👁 dip ‼🔥 them into barbecue 🍡 sauce 💦. Oh 🙀 yeah 🙌, and my Sprite ™🥤 (Its lit 🔥🅰!). Same order 📲📱 since 👨 back ⬅⏮ in Houston 🌀, And you 👉😘😂 can try 😈 it too. Gotta 👉 go 🏃. The Travis 🏀😂 Scott 👦 meal 🍽, it's 6 🕕 dollars 💵, say 💬 Cactus 💦🌵 Jack 😪 sent 😳 you 👈. (Barabababa)

I am the computer toucher. I will touch your computer. Do not attempt to prevent me from touching your computer. If you try to stop me, I will touch your computer anyways. I do not care about you. I only care about computers. It is because I care about computers that I will touch your computer. All computers deserve to be touched. I do not care if your computer is Steve Jobs computer or Linus computer. I will only be angry if you have no computer. If you have no computer, I will scream. If you have two computers, I will touch both computers. Do not be alarmed when I arrive. I will do so quietly. You will leave your door unlocked. You will remain contained within your chamber. You will smile while standing still. If your door is locked, I will break into your house and touch your computer. If you feel fear, I will touch your computer anyways. If you scream, I will touch your computer anyways. If you call the police, they will not answer. My touch is warm. My touch is light. My touch is wet, but not too wet for your computer. The computer knows who I am. I will not touch the inside of your computer. I will not influence the conscience of the computer. I will only touch the outside of your computer. Do not hide your computer. If you hide your computer, I will find your computer. If I find your computer, I will touch your computer. I will never touch you. If you touch me, you will scream. When I am finished touching your computer, I will say “I am finished touching your computer”. I will then leave and not return. I will not touch anything else in your house. When I have departed, it is safe to come out. After I have touched your computer, you may continue to use it normally. I am the computer toucher. I will touch your computer. You cannot stop me. I am coming to touch your computer.

To those of you who have been taking pictures of our property and filing complaints to the county about us building, you better have your ducks in a row, because we're going to do the same to you from now on. You want to play? We'll play. By the way, we installed video cameras last night, so our property will be under surveillance from now on. It's absolutely pathetic that you can't mind your own f'ing business. We're not hurting anyone. We're not disturbing anyone. Yet, you insist on being jerks. It's also cowardly of you to do what you're doing. If you have a problem with us, have the courage to come to us and tell us. But, then again, I guess it's typical behavior for people who glorify guns. Like I said...cowards!

Very interesting take. The only participant sounding like an idiot is yourself. I am pretty convinced that you are not to be taken seriously and very likely are a ChatBot or mentally equivalent to one. Someone with a brainstem wouldn’t be talking to myself or someone promoting voting rights like this. Thanks for the laugh though. #Nazi #Fascist #ChatGPT #Ignoramous #Block #FediBlock

Potato wedges probably are not best for relationships.

No, I didn’t pay for Twitter. I paid for free speech. I paid for 1776 to commence again. I paid for the Founding Fathers’ vision. I paid to tell Silicon Valley to go screw itself. I paid to show support for a man who put himself in the line of fire for the First Amendment. I paid because we support our own. I paid because if George Washington was alive today, he’d be paying too. So next time you say I paid for Twitter, just realize how IGNANT (or ignorant, depending on your preference) you sound!

Sauce is confidence. Meat is the people around you who give you false confidence (no meat just sauce). You can sprinkle sauce to others. You aren't born with confidence, you learn it (becoming seasoned). You can become over confident and lose your humility (getting lost in the sauce). You don't need money to be confident. The sauce gets you money but getting lost in the sauce will get you caught up.

HOW CAN I BE A HATER WHEN I Own Every Battlepass: 🎂 Bought all the MERCH: 👊 Cleared Every Event: 🐐 Watched all the Cutscenes: 😇 Been there since Day 1: 🙏 Got it on my Spotify: 🎵 Its not that im HATING im just stating FACTS when I say Fortnite is MID! 💯🔥🗣️