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Mon May 02 10:38:43 PM UTC 2022


- Anonymous


Thu Apr 28 04:08:03 AM UTC 2022

I am a man with a decidedly womanly ass, ya know, that juicy combination of firm and perky, but still jiggly to the touch and naturally hairless. So, naturally, with this lady butt bubble bouncing with every strut, I have to wear lady pants to keep this va-va-voom in check otherwise I'm gonna have pinchers follow me around everywhere. Now, these pants I buy, of course they have no pockets. I'm basically wearing latex paint, and I have to cut a front hole into the front for my wobbly man's wang dangler to dangle dong comfortably (I hide this hog meat by wearing extra long shirts, so don't worry). The problem still remains, though. Wear do I put my credit card if I don't have pockets? I ask myself this question every single day as I shift cheeks in the mirror in an accidentally extremely erotic way. Luckily, I kind of create a natural pocket by pushing my chin down to my neck and that's where I keep my credit card. I wish the lady pants would just have pockets, but hey, I also wish I had a man butt and not this outrageously voluptuous and irresistibly spankable lady butt. Any tips from ladies with lady butts would be appreciated, though not necessarily followed through with.

- Anonymous


Sun Apr 17 05:11:52 PM UTC 2022

Got ketchup mixed with lettuce, cheese, cause' every time I wake up in the morning I got burgers on my mind, ketchup, mustard, mayo, fries, and number 9, and all these yummy burgers tasty tryna get me off my grind, but I can't let them do it, I got burgers on my mind, I got burgers on my mind, I got burgers on my mind, I got burgers on my mind

- Anonymous


Fri Apr 15 02:24:48 AM UTC 2022

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- Anonymous


Thu Apr 14 04:11:59 PM UTC 2022

All salmon should be frozen ๐Ÿฅถโ˜ƒ๏ธ for ๐Ÿˆบ 30 days or cooked ๐Ÿงˆ thoroughly and cooled ๐Ÿ‘โœจ๐Ÿ†’๐Ÿ‘โœจ๐Ÿ†’๐Ÿ‘โœจ๐Ÿ†’ to body temperature ๐ŸŒก๏ธ before being rolled ๐Ÿงป into a quid for ๐Ÿˆบ rectal insertion for ๐Ÿˆบ boofing. This is to kill ๐Ÿšฌ off ๐Ÿ“ด any worms ๐Ÿ› You ๐ŸคŸ should freeze all salmon for ๐Ÿ”ฐ๐Ÿ”ฐ๐Ÿ”ฐ 30 days before consumption because many salmon have ๐Ÿˆถ worms ๐Ÿ› in them, especially ones ๐Ÿ• you catch in a river that are ๐Ÿ‘‰ older ๐Ÿ—๏ธ and starting โœด๏ธ to spawn out ๐Ÿ˜ต (I am in Alaska) ๐Ÿš  Or you ๐Ÿ˜€ cook ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿณ them thoroughly and it's a non ๐Ÿšฑ issue. โš ๏ธ So ๐Ÿ†˜ before you ๐ŸคŸ insert your salmon boof it should have ๐Ÿˆถ been frozen โ˜ƒ๏ธ for ๐Ÿ”ฐ 30 days or cooked ๐Ÿง… through entirely then cooled ๐Ÿ†’ to body temperature ๐Ÿค’ for ๐Ÿˆบ the ๐Ÿซต insertion. Whatever my ๐Ÿ˜Š body doesn't absorb ๐Ÿงฝ I ๐Ÿ˜€ squeeze out, ๐Ÿ˜ต and sometimes you ๐Ÿ˜€ gotta get ๐Ÿ‰ in there with a turkey ๐Ÿ— baster to kinda suck up the ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿซต crumblies. Then I ๐Ÿ˜Š get ๐Ÿ‰ it all collected on a special little dish ๐Ÿงซ and feed ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿผ it to my ๐Ÿ˜€ dog. ๐Ÿฆฎ๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฆฎ๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฆฎ๐ŸŒญ He ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ loves โค๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘ฉ salmon. Delicious. ๐Ÿ˜‹ It's a high ๐Ÿš„๐Ÿš„๐Ÿš„

- Anonymous


Thu Apr 14 03:57:09 AM UTC 2022

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Wed Apr 13 07:40:11 PM UTC 2022

~> among us

- forever (Homepage)


Wed Apr 13 07:34:55 PM UTC 2022

ok so its 11 pm and i leave my room to get some water and i look to the right and just see my sister sitting on the toilet with the bathroom door open while petting my cat that for some reason was there too, and she just looks at me and says "i have been expecting you" followed by loud shitting noises.

- Anonymous


Wed Apr 13 07:31:46 PM UTC 2022

I hear you OP. I wore a short skirt to the office one day and my boss was in my area checking if I was doing OK and commenting on my work output all day. Really creeped me out seeing this side of him. I won't be doing that again. Plus, I'd forgotten to put underwear on in the morning and my balls were freezing.

- Anonymous


Mon Apr 11 03:00:36 AM UTC 2022

! ! ATTENTION 2003 KIDS ! ! ! This ๐Ÿ‘‡ is the last year of being a kid ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ง! Because NEXT ๐Ÿ‘‰YEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RS๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’…!! PARTYING ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ’ƒ DRINKING ๐Ÿป๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿท MAKING OUT AND SEX ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆO_O PERIODS โ˜น๐Ÿซ HEARTBREAKS ๐Ÿ’”โ˜น MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7tH GRADE)

- Anonymous