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#288

Sun Jul 23 09:24:47 PM EDT 2023

All your lateral facial widths are pretty ideal. Looks like roughly a 1:0.9:0.5 for your bitemporal:bizygomatic:bigonial ratio. A positive canthal tilt too. However your eyes lack height and your lips are too wide. You also have a taller top lip then whatโ€™s considered conventionally attractive. This also seems to contribute to a low philtrum length. As you age in the next couple years, the baby fat at your cheeks will start to go away. For now though, youโ€™re a solid 6.

- Anonymous

#287

Thu Jun 29 12:54:13 AM EDT 2023

If you're going to leave Twitter, please don't a) delete your account, because someone dad will steal your handle b) delete your Tweets, because their existence doesn't help Elon and it's like burning the Library of Alexandria. Twitter captures a real-time historical record of a couple of decades and the billions of individuals' snapshots are irreplaceable. The thought of all those tweets being erased makes me feel physically sick. [please pass on if you agree.]

- Anonymous

#286

Thu Jun 29 12:48:57 AM EDT 2023

All these anime avatar #mastodon users posting hot anime chicks depress me. If you want a cute Japanese chick go to Japan and get one. Stop jerking off to cartoons and be a fucking man and get a real one. Ive fucked literal Japanese school girls in uniform who moaned just like the cartoons and guess what, i didn't do it by posting stupid shit on the #fediverse or browsing mastodon anime posts, i did it by leaving the house. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต #anime #hentai #newgab #cringe

- Anonymous

#285

Mon Jun 12 04:19:35 PM EDT 2023

I love the pizza cursor

- Sem (Homepage)

#283

Thu May 18 04:37:04 PM EDT 2023

Wassup ๐Ÿ‘‹ world ๐ŸŒ! Yeah ๐Ÿ™Œ you ๐Ÿ‘‰! Im ๐Ÿ’˜ Travis ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ˜‚ Scott ๐Ÿ‘ฆ and this is my McDonald's ๐Ÿคฐ order ๐Ÿ“‘. Follow ๐Ÿ”œ me. Here's ๐Ÿ‘ˆ my quarter ๐Ÿ•’ pounder ๐Ÿคœ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ† with lettuce ๐ŸŒฟ, pickles ๐Ÿฅ’, onions ๐Ÿ‹, ketchup ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜‚, mustard ๐ŸŒญ and bacon ๐Ÿฅ“ (Yeah โœ…). Here's ๐Ÿ‘ˆ my fries ๐ŸŸ. Sometimes ๐Ÿ•’ I ๐Ÿ‘ฅ do this, then I ๐Ÿ‘ dip โ€ผ๐Ÿ”ฅ them into barbecue ๐Ÿก sauce ๐Ÿ’ฆ. Oh ๐Ÿ™€ yeah ๐Ÿ™Œ, and my Sprite โ„ข๐Ÿฅค (Its lit ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ…ฐ!). Same order ๐Ÿ“ฒ๐Ÿ“ฑ since ๐Ÿ‘จ back โฌ…โฎ in Houston ๐ŸŒ€, And you ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜‚ can try ๐Ÿ˜ˆ it too. Gotta ๐Ÿ‘‰ go ๐Ÿƒ. The Travis ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ˜‚ Scott ๐Ÿ‘ฆ meal ๐Ÿฝ, it's 6 ๐Ÿ•• dollars ๐Ÿ’ต, say ๐Ÿ’ฌ Cactus ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐ŸŒต Jack ๐Ÿ˜ช sent ๐Ÿ˜ณ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ. (Barabababa)

- Anonymous

#282

Wed May 17 03:35:48 PM EDT 2023

I am the computer toucher. I will touch your computer. Do not attempt to prevent me from touching your computer. If you try to stop me, I will touch your computer anyways. I do not care about you. I only care about computers. It is because I care about computers that I will touch your computer. All computers deserve to be touched. I do not care if your computer is Steve Jobs computer or Linus computer. I will only be angry if you have no computer. If you have no computer, I will scream. If you have two computers, I will touch both computers. Do not be alarmed when I arrive. I will do so quietly. You will leave your door unlocked. You will remain contained within your chamber. You will smile while standing still. If your door is locked, I will break into your house and touch your computer. If you feel fear, I will touch your computer anyways. If you scream, I will touch your computer anyways. If you call the police, they will not answer. My touch is warm. My touch is light. My touch is wet, but not too wet for your computer. The computer knows who I am. I will not touch the inside of your computer. I will not influence the conscience of the computer. I will only touch the outside of your computer. Do not hide your computer. If you hide your computer, I will find your computer. If I find your computer, I will touch your computer. I will never touch you. If you touch me, you will scream. When I am finished touching your computer, I will say โ€œI am finished touching your computerโ€. I will then leave and not return. I will not touch anything else in your house. When I have departed, it is safe to come out. After I have touched your computer, you may continue to use it normally. I am the computer toucher. I will touch your computer. You cannot stop me. I am coming to touch your computer.

- Anonymous

#281

Tue May 16 02:34:36 PM EDT 2023

To those of you who have been taking pictures of our property and filing complaints to the county about us building, you better have your ducks in a row, because we're going to do the same to you from now on. You want to play? We'll play. By the way, we installed video cameras last night, so our property will be under surveillance from now on. It's absolutely pathetic that you can't mind your own f'ing business. We're not hurting anyone. We're not disturbing anyone. Yet, you insist on being jerks. It's also cowardly of you to do what you're doing. If you have a problem with us, have the courage to come to us and tell us. But, then again, I guess it's typical behavior for people who glorify guns. Like I said...cowards!

- Anonymous

#280

Fri May 12 05:02:24 PM EDT 2023

Very interesting take. The only participant sounding like an idiot is yourself. I am pretty convinced that you are not to be taken seriously and very likely are a ChatBot or mentally equivalent to one. Someone with a brainstem wouldnโ€™t be talking to myself or someone promoting voting rights like this. Thanks for the laugh though. #Nazi #Fascist #ChatGPT #Ignoramous #Block #FediBlock

- Anonymous

#279

Tue May 02 05:22:26 AM EDT 2023

Potato wedges probably are not best for relationships.

- Brittany Petros

#278

Sat Apr 22 10:26:33 PM EDT 2023

No, I didnโ€™t pay for Twitter. I paid for free speech. I paid for 1776 to commence again. I paid for the Founding Fathersโ€™ vision. I paid to tell Silicon Valley to go screw itself. I paid to show support for a man who put himself in the line of fire for the First Amendment. I paid because we support our own. I paid because if George Washington was alive today, heโ€™d be paying too. So next time you say I paid for Twitter, just realize how IGNANT (or ignorant, depending on your preference) you sound!

- Anonymous