Joe Biden’s America
LIBRAL SCOOL BE LIKE:
9:00: GAY LESON!!
9:45: how to be be GAYY!!
10:30: TRANS LERNINNG!!
11:15: GAY RECESS!!
11:45: CROSDRESING HOUR!!
12:45: GAY LESON!!!
1:30: TRANGENER LUNCH!!
2:15: BLM PERIOD!!!
3:00: COMUNIS T HISTORY!!
3:30: TAKE NON BINAR BUS HOME!!
THIS IS WHAT THE LEFT WANT!
Candice? Oh I know Candice. We first met on the island of Sugandhi. You know, just off the island Garglononn. She works at the Wendys just off the highway E 10. She enjoys Fitness, as well as Tapes and CD's. Specifically those of the band Imagine Dragons. She is in rehab right now, came down with an awful case of Ligma from smoking too much Mind Goblin. But none of that is important. What is important, is that she is finally getting Updog.
I'm Harambe, and this is my zoo enclosure. I work here with my zoo keeper and my friend, cecil the lion. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know WHO is gonna come over that fence.
Are you serious? Can't be, you just can't be. You absolutely must be trolling, or out of you're mind. Are we even in the same universe? Or of the same species? I accept that individuals can interpret situations in different ways, but this is so far out of the realm of logic and common sense that it baffles me we can even inhabit a common space of thought. Way to go, bud, you've truly brought upon us an entity that's going to burn us through to the core of our very souls.
If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your tits DO NOT SHOW HIM YOUR TITS. This is a scam and he is only trying to SEE YOUR TITS.
Please warn others that their tits may be at risk.
I doubt it's suicide or even duocide. Me and my buddy Jay used to do something similar to this all the time. We'd rope each other up neck-wise, loop the rope over a pulley wheel in his dad's garage and then hop up and down, alternating who goes up with a grippy choker and who comes down with a woozy plop. I know what you're thinking, "Hey buddy, wouldn't the boths of yuhs be being choked no matters which-a ya's was up or downs? By the way, I'm a dumbass." Right you are, dumbass. And that was the point. It's like a rollercoasty up and downy chokey swingy fun time, and if we were starting to brown out, then we'd both just stand up straight and go butt-to-butt. That'd keep enough slack in the rope to oxygeniate our thrill brains. We did this after school almost every day for hours, and I must say we were pretty good at it. It really made my days a dull blur in all the right ways. Plus, both our necks became incredible strong. It takes quite a lot of effort for sexual partners to choke us out, quite a lot indeed. None ever have for me, and I reckon none ever will. Well, Jay probably can do it, but we're not and never will be sexual partners because we both agreed that we're just not gay enough. Hey, maybe one day we'll get there, though. All I know is that we maintain our chokey teeter tottering to this day, doing a pull and plop every weekend, and there's no doubt in my mind I'm a better man because of it.
Today, we're gonna be counting down the Top Ten Numbers of all time! Starting us off at Number 10, it's Number 7. And at Number 9 it's none other than Number 8. Now speaking of Number 8, Number 8 is Number 6. And at Number 7, it is of course, Number 9. But 9 in 7 and 7 in 10 need to look out because up next it's Number 6 with Number 5. Quick recap, because Number 9 was Number 8 which you'll need to know for the context of this next Number because it's Number 5 for Number 4, and in Number 4 it's Number 2 but Number 3 this year is also Number 5. That's right folks! Ladies and gentlemen, we have two Number 5's. At Number 6 and Number 3, three must suck ass because it couldn't even make it into the top ten. And at Number 2, it's Number 1. So close Number 1 but there can only be one Number 1 and that one Number at Number 1 is Number 5!