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Wow. Good job. A celebrity acknowledged your existence and u acted like a piece of shit in return. I think you can die now. Congrats. Wow. Amazing. Jealous. Good job. Gg. Btw I actually feel sorry for you, your life must fucking suck no cap. Good luck dude.

I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years. That's 3,000 pennies a day, 21,000 pennies a week, 1,092,000 pennies a year. To date, that's 12,012,000 pennies. Eight times the population of Nebraska. Those pennies were in my ass! You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my ass pennies every day. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with. You handle my ass pennies every day. All of you! You ALL handle my ass pennies! Oh, I'll laugh at you before you can laugh at me. Because your pennies have been in my ass. I bet you have one of my ass pennies in your ass right now.

GUYS!!! I WAS JUST DIAGNOSED WITH ADHD!! MY DOCTOR JUST PERSCRIBED DESOXYN WHICH IS METH!!!! OMG I AM GOING TO BE RICH AT SCHOOL! I HATE TAKING MY MEDS SO I AM GOING TO SELL THEM AT SCHOOL!! ME AND EVERYONE IN MY CLASS ARE 6 YEARS OLD SO WE ARE JUST STUPID LITTLE KIDS LOL!! I WILL SAY ITS CANDY AND SELL THEM FOR A DOLLAR LOL! LETS SEE HOW THIS GOES LOL! UPDATE: LOL GUYS I STARTED GRINDING THE PILLS UP AND PUTTING THEM IN GUMMIES! I ALREADY MADE 100 DOLLARS!! JIMMY LIKED THE CANDY SO MUCH HE FELL ON THE FLOOR AND DIDNT GET BACK UP!! UPDATE: GUYS I MADE 1000 DOLLARS WITH MY METH GUMMIES!! I JUST BOUGHT A NEW GAME CONSOLE AND TV AND SOME GAMES!!! UPDATE!! GUYS!! GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS! BAD NEWS IS THAT MOMMY FOUND OUT I WAS SELLING METH AT SCHOOL SO SHE LOCKED UP MY MEDS BUT GOOD NEWS IS THAT SHE SAID THAT THE SFHOOL SAYS I AM NOT ALLOWED TO GO TO SCHOOL ANYMORE! BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!

A toast to my "friend" Stephen, who set me on the path of villainy. He was supposed to deliver a letter to my crush that I spent hours composing. He did- except he claimed he was the author. She was smitten. I was devastated. My shyness died that day and I became the world's most driven and ruthless 5th grader. Years later at our senior prom, I just happened to be at the punch bowl at the same time as her. I began reciting my letter from memory, line by line. Her eyes grew wide and the cup in her hand started to tremble. My "friend" Stephen, for I had still kept him very close, walked over to see what was going on. The last thing I heard as I walked out of the gym was her yelling and screaming at him. When a chaperone followed me to the school parking lot to demand to know what I had done, I responded thusly: "I waited."

Guess what? My girlfriend now has access to my account. She will be watching my account when I’m not on there and if anybody asks me out you’ll have to deal with it then. Because my girlfriend has access to my account she can see everything that y’all say to me and everythang that y’all comment on my videos so do not ask me out do not leave comments on my videos asking me out because my girlfriend will see it she has access to my account. So figured I’d let y’all know my girlfriend is watching my account so do not ask me out

I forced my 3 year old sister to watch the whole thing, here are my observations. 0:00 Anticipation 5:36 Boredom 10:57 Anger 15:34 Sadness 30:46 Faint Mumbling 35:12 Giggling 40:53 Singing along interrupted by Short bursts of giggling 57:32 Staring into screen, not showing emotion until the end of the video. She has, however continued the behavior over a week afterward, and this frightens me. I will update you when possible Edit: Update: She has slowly begun to forget about it, as she has stopped most of these. However she still talks about "Mr. Suit" so I think I might have gone too far

Candice? Oh I know Candice. We first met on the island of Sugandhi. You know, just off the island Garglononn. She works at the Wendys just off the highway E 10. She enjoys Fitness, as well as Tapes and CD's. Specifically those of the band Imagine Dragons. She is in rehab right now, came down with an awful case of Ligma from smoking too much Mind Goblin. But none of that is important. What is important, is that she is finally getting Updog.

Hello am 32 year man from North Korea. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "cunter stroke" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on china server and i wish i was global elite 2. pls no copy pasterio my story

My hubby is a phenomenal gorilla impersonator. Knuckles on the floor, butt protruding, puffing noise, all of it. Wouldn't you know it, more often than I'd care to confess, that has led me to my bed! I'd want to say it's primarily because he makes me laugh so much, but man, there are times when I think, "Wow, that gorilla is very gorgeous."

I'm an American high school student in 2020. There are multiple school shootings a day. Every teacher is now armed. Veterans patrol the halls on mobility scooters with built-in miniguns. The Algebra 2 teacher is handing out the quiz, her body armor jostling around. I reach into my backpack to take out my calculator. Her M16 is already trained on me. "DON'T FUCKING MOVE." "I-I need my calculator." "THIS IS A NO CALCULATOR QUIZ." "I-I thought I could use my calculator." "YOU THOUGHT WRONG." Tense pause. She lowers her weapon. A school shooter takes this opportunity to snipe her from the back of the room. Her brains splatter all over my face. A second school shooter in the front wheels around with a shotgun, blasting the first shooter because he doesn't want to share the headlines. The cute girl next to me holds up her ballistics shield half a second too late. I try to run for the door. A veteran mobility scooter flies into the room firing 100 rounds a second into my upper torso. As my carcass joins those of my classmates, I die happy knowing that I'm still freer than Europoors. My family gets charged $10m for medical expenses plus tip.