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#69

Thu Jun 09 04:30:59 PM EDT 2022

I’m a psychopath. I’m a super ultra extremely intelligent psychological master manipulator, above 200IQ but didn’t need to go to university. I’m a highly evolved form of human, one could argue a psychopathic alien being, basically I am a god. I know I could make more money but I don’t need it anyway, people donate to me. Whenever I stare at people they immediately get frightened of me and become submissive. One time this old guy actually died from fear when my psychopath stare got to him. The cops showed up to charge me but I stared at them too, heh… they didn’t charge me. I’m also a martial arts master and you can tell by the way that I walk. This other time this guy had a gun and I just psychopath stared at him, he dropped it and ran. If I was a Pokémon all the trainers would want to catch me just for my psychopath stare, it would win every match but the problem is none of them would be able to catch me because of my stare. I’m precocious, impregnable, omnipotent, and I have all the solutions to world problems but keep them for myself because I love to watch suffering. My theta waves and heartbeat stay at a constant level and never fluctuate even in the most stressful situations. I sleep like a baby and never worry nor do I feel guilt, remorse, or shame. I have no mercy. God told me I was the second coming of Christ. I told him, “No, bitch I am the 1st coming” and he got scared and listened(I psychopath stared him). The pet store won’t sell me hamsters anymore.

- Anonymous

#68

Thu Jun 09 03:21:05 PM EDT 2022

I used to drink tons of Diet Coke but it’s been one month since I’ve had a drop. I want to share some of the changes I’ve observed in myself over that time: My health is unchanged I’m less happy My one source of joy is gone Thanks for encouraging me on this journey!

- Anonymous

#67

Tue Jun 07 08:42:21 AM EDT 2022

nice webpage dude

- Lamb

#66

Mon Jun 06 04:09:59 PM EDT 2022

Me (45M) have been recently watching my sons (15M) internet browsing history to see if he was studying for his Mathematics exam. While he was at school, I got on his computer, and when I opened it, I was greeted by a drawing of a little, short haired girl, in the style of a seemingly japanese comic book, as his desktop wallpaper. As I slowly moved the mouse, a random spinning logo thing had opened, and then I was greeted by a chatting application named "Discord". As I was about to close the application, I heard a weird sound coming through his speakers. It seemed like a person had messaged him, and I clicked to see what they were saying. As I opened the chat with him, I instantly saw an image of a pink haired girl, drawn in the style of his wallpaper, holding a can of Monster Energy Drink, aiming it at her crotch area. I frankly did not know why an image like this would be sent to my son, but without thinking anything of it, I closed the application. Now that the chatting app was closed, I moved the mouse to the browser icon, and I clicked. I forgot how to see the browsing history in a web browser, so I googled it. However, as I very slowly typed "how to see browser history chrome", it automatically recommended me another search option, which said "hot twink eats a glizzy and gets covered in mayo". I ignored this, as I seemingly thought nothing of it at first. After I remembered how to see the browser history, what I saw horrified me even more. Some of them read: "twink gets corn on the cob", "hot femboy adds cream to your coffee", "hot creampie". I do not know what a "femboy", "twink" or a "glizzy" is, but I think it is a cooking term. But, I am not sure. What does any of these mean? Is my son aiming to become a chef? I never saw him cook anything in the kitchen. Should I ask him to make me a hot creampie?

- Anonymous

#65

Thu Jun 02 07:16:52 PM EDT 2022

No this isn't a copypasta, it's my own original thought. I know that's hard to believe on the internet, where everything has to be posted ironically or as part of a cringe compilation, but I'm critiquing art. Why don't you believe me? What have I done to be other-ized to your world view so much that you doubt my very humanity? I don't come onto this forum to debate my humanity with robots like you. How about you respond to the points instead, huh? is it that hard to look at the things I've written and decide to respond to them like I'm a real human being with friends and thoughts and feelings and red blood pumping through my body.

- Anonymous

#64

Mon May 30 12:24:54 AM EDT 2022

Just checked out your site and laughed for a full minute about your modi/cookies warning. :)

- @russsharek@mastodon.art

#63

Wed May 25 11:28:49 PM EDT 2022

lmao u like 40 makin yo mom jokes. i got 2 pairs of gloves we could tussle up anytime playboy stop posting and get at me

- Anonymous

#62

Tue May 24 11:44:37 PM EDT 2022

OMG 6/9??? NICE!!!!!!? OMG 69 (NICE) IS SO FUNNY!!!! WHENEVER I SEE 69 (NICE) I BURST OUT LAUGHING 🤣 🤣 🤣 😂 😂 😂 🤣 BECAUSE ITS SO ORIGINAL AND FUNNY 😂😆😆😆😂!!! ITS ALMOST AS GOOD AS (snort) 420 (NICE)!!! THE WEED NUMBER!!!! YOU SEE 69 (NICE) IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT REFERENCES SEX 😱😱😱!!!! I KNOW RIGHT!!!!! I LOVE SAYING 👍 NICE WHENEVER I SEE 69 (NICE) OR 420 (NICE) BECAUSE IT JUST SENDS ME INTO FITS!!!! AHAHHAHAHAHAH 😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😂😂!!! MY SENSE OF HUMOR IS EXTREMELY MATURE!!!! OMG SEX NUMBER 😱😱😱😱😱 😆😆😆😆😆😆 HAHAOHHMYGOD!!! WEED NUMBER 😱😱😆😆😆 OMG OMG 😳😳😳 👍 NICE 👍 NICE 👍 NICE 👍 NICE 👍 NICE 👍 NICE 👍 NICE 👍 NICE 👍 NICE 👍 NICE 👍!!!! ISNT IT FUNNY??? WHY ARENT YOU LAUGHING!!!?!?!? 😱 IS THAT A SHOTGUN

- Anonymous

#61

Tue May 24 11:41:36 PM EDT 2022

Did you adopt this cat from Petco in August 2021? Please reach out, I would like to see him. I found him in a football field. He had medical issues like a prolapsed asshole and probably worms and was super annoying. I couldn’t afford his vet bills and my apartment doesn’t allow pets, so I took him home to bring him to the shelter. We bonded so much over those few days. He’s the love of my life and I should have fought to keep him despite the odds. I know that now. I cry looking at pictures of him. His name at the shelter was Squash; we named him that. Please… I wanna see my friend again.

- Anonymous

#60

Tue May 24 11:40:08 PM EDT 2022

@everyone Please DO NOT EAT FACEMASKS (or any other items that were not meant to be eaten) IN THE VOICE CHAT. I'm not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that a server full of mostly male strangers would need to see that. No one is going to be impressed and give you a kiss, (especially considering what you have been consuming). Eating items that were not meant to be eaten could cause serious harm in your body, and being polish is not an excuse to that. I don't want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on.

- Anonymous