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#265

Wed Apr 05 08:28:07 PM EDT 2023

Unsuccessful with me, because I am sick of all the ‘boomer’ insults. It’s clear that we’re a minority here, but I think it is offensive and ageist to define an entire generation as being clueless and tech-illiterate. I’m 65, and worked with tech all of my adult life. I used magnetic card typewriters (and won an award for reprogramming mine to be more efficient). I met my second husband on a nine-line BBS, using an old Bass Ticket terminal and a modem coupler (nine people could log on at the same time and talk to each other!). I was part of an emergency response team that combined video with ham radio to send live feeds after disasters (after Loma Prieta earthquake — got to practice in a CHP helicopter!). I spent like $2000 on a PC that had a 20MG hard drive, and we thought we were cool. I used Compuserve, Wordstar, DOS! I know I have more experience than most in my age group…but the majority of my friends are pretty close to my level. I know some clueless ‘boomers’, but I know just as many clueless Gen-X, millennials, etc. I’ve held my tongue with all the bashing, but, to me, it’s as offensive as bashing any other group. How is it different from fat shaming, racist jokes, etc.? Ok, off my soapbox now, ready for the flames.

- Anonymous

#264

Tue Apr 04 11:17:31 PM EDT 2023

The Girl you just called fat? She shit herself & lost 15kgs. The Boy you just called stupid? He shit himself. The Girl you just called ugly? She spends hours shitting and farting. The Boy you just tripped? He shit his pants. There`s more to people than you think. Like this if your against bullying.

- Anonymous

#263

Sun Mar 26 11:25:39 PM EDT 2023

I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door.

- Rick (Homepage)

#262

Thu Mar 16 11:53:38 AM EDT 2023

Melee is just a couple of glitches and exploits held together by a stick of gum. The community is trash, unlike most competitive games that have a spectrum of players ranging from bad to top tier, melee has the same set of gods and a skill gap so large that it’s almost impossible to even scale. Fox, Marth, and Sheik are the only competitive characters, Less than 8 Stages are allowed in competitive. I counted 5 but I could be wrong. That’s less than 20% of the stages. Imagine if Street Fighter had 80% of its stages cut out, would the game be competitive at that point, NO! So stop treating melee as this perfect competitive game when it isn’t

- Anonymous

#261

Thu Mar 16 11:47:07 AM EDT 2023

That's the funniest thing I've ever seen. Peak of comedy right here. I can't believe how incredibly funny this is. You have got me off my seat and rolling around the floor laughing. Your comedic talent hasn't been seen since the days of Seinfeld. Your comedic charisma is so captivating I just can't stop laughing. Your father must be so proud of you, I know I would be. You may have just created the new standard for comedy for hundreds of years to come. Historians will look back at this precise moment with astonishment, trying to comprehend how anyone could have this incredible talent at comedy. Scientists will undoubtedly create the FQ, the Funny Quotient. But none will have as much FQ as you. Once the day comes that you will have to leave this earth, the entire world will mourn you for years. We may never know when the next comedic talent may come enlighten the world with their comedy.

- Anonymous

#260

Mon Mar 13 11:20:39 PM EDT 2023

¡LLEGÓ EL JAPONÉS! ¡TOYOTA COROLLA! ¡Bonito como él solo y jala como un campeón! ¡Tracción delantera, independiente suspensión! ¡TOYOTA COROLLA! ¡Tremendo motor de larga duración! ¡4 cilindros, 1600! ¡TOYOTA COROLLA! ¡Potencia sin restricción, y suave su dirección! ¡Es grande de economía, pero camina el millón! ¡TOYOTA COROLLA! ¡El mejor carro del mundo entero, ha llegado a Venezuela! ¡La mejor tecnología, obra de gran maestría! ¡LLEGÓ EL JAPONÉS! ¡TOYOTA COROLLA!

- Anonymous

#259

Mon Mar 13 09:30:49 PM EDT 2023

ATTENTION WALMART SNOBS! So I'm at Walmart and the only check out line is backed up and I overheard an associate say, "Oh, they are just too lazy to check themselves out!" When I turned to look at the line I was furious. Everyone in that line was well over 70 years old. You listen here Mr. 20 something year old Walmart Associate. These folks are the back bone of this country. These folks are not lazy. They were not born into a computer generation. While you were playing video games and learning to navigate a computer they were working in the cotton fields, in cotton mills, plowing fields and harvesting crops. These "Lazy people" can still work circles around you and they have a work ethic and drive that you probably know nothing about. Just because someone doesn't feel comfortable using a self checkout does not make them lazy. And before I forget it... those lazy people pay your salary. Instead of you and others walking around being judgemental someone could have offered to help them on the self check out. If you ever have to get your vegetables from the ground instead of the produce department guess who you are going to need help from... those lazy people! Be careful of the toes you step on today... they might be attached to the butt you have to kiss tomorrow!

- Anonymous

#258

Mon Mar 13 03:44:08 PM EDT 2023

I'm an official Fortnite athlete, and I'm looking for a girlfriend. While intelligence comes quite easily to me, in fact, romantic partnership appears to elude me. That's why I've ventured into the depths of a place such as this. Now, with introductions out of the way, I have certain requisites to determine if you're worthy of my affections. Requirements: - At least a 115+ IQ - Linguistically gifted (I dislike common English). - Emotionally mature (I've engaged with far too many unsuitable specimens). - Willingness to fly to my country/state to live with me. If you believe you're worthy of my affections and fulfill the requirements, feel free to make advances at me in DMs.

- Anonymous

#257

Mon Mar 13 02:12:01 PM EDT 2023

I stroll into my local GameStop looking to pick up a copy of The Sopranos: Road to Respect. I grab the game and take it to the charming maiden at the register. "Pardon me, milady," I say, "could you ring me up? A shame I don't have your number or I'd ring you up instead..." She giggles and takes the game, blushing as her fingers brush mine due to my fingerless gloves. Her eyes widen as she reads the game's title. "Wow, I've never seen anyone buy this before! You must have great taste!" I smile and ready a witty response, when suddenly a loud cackle rings out behind me. "Hahaha look at what this neckbeard is buying! That's not Call of Duty Advanced Memefare! Fuckin' nerd!” I quickly turn around, my cloak billowing behind me, to discern the source of the rude outburst. The generic dudebro caricature with a sports team cap and muscle shirt is standing there guffawing. "Excuse me sir...you may disparage my person if you wish, but it is untoward to swear in front of a lady." "Fuck off, basement dweller!” I smile quietly and tip my fedora low across my eyes, concealing them. "As you wish..." I quickly swing my cane into his kneecap before he can react. He bellows and charges forward, but I expertly sidestep him and the cashier screams as he crashes into the counter. I draw my sword-cane and mutter a quiet oath as I drive it deep into his back. "...Requiescat in pace..." As I clean my blade the girl walks out from behind the counter, twirling her hair with her fingers. "So...maybe you'd like to come over to my place to play that game sometime...?" "No thanks, milady, it's only single player. Besides..." I smile, as I sheath my sword, "...you're not my type." I skate away on my Heelys.

- Anonymous

#256

Mon Mar 13 02:04:28 PM EDT 2023

If I was a girl, I would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so i would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then i would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house. and i would do it until i had so many the rooms walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses. then i would have a kid and when they're bad i would make them sit in the fetus room and remind them of how easy i could have aborted their ass.

- Anonymous