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I have a prayer request. There's a lady I've known forever. She is very sick and on top of that, she's being abused by those she has given everything to. Lies about her abound, and it seems to come from all sides. It just breaks my heart. It seems there's nothing I can do alone but, maybe if we join together, we can lift her up. She's almost 250 years old but way too young to die. Her name is "America", and I love her. People, we truly do need to pray really hard for our Country...and for each other. God Bless America. I copied and pasted this from another because I do love America and believe we should all pray for our country, the U.S.A! 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Unsuccessful with me, because I am sick of all the ‘boomer’ insults. It’s clear that we’re a minority here, but I think it is offensive and ageist to define an entire generation as being clueless and tech-illiterate. I’m 65, and worked with tech all of my adult life. I used magnetic card typewriters (and won an award for reprogramming mine to be more efficient). I met my second husband on a nine-line BBS, using an old Bass Ticket terminal and a modem coupler (nine people could log on at the same time and talk to each other!). I was part of an emergency response team that combined video with ham radio to send live feeds after disasters (after Loma Prieta earthquake — got to practice in a CHP helicopter!). I spent like $2000 on a PC that had a 20MG hard drive, and we thought we were cool. I used Compuserve, Wordstar, DOS! I know I have more experience than most in my age group…but the majority of my friends are pretty close to my level. I know some clueless ‘boomers’, but I know just as many clueless Gen-X, millennials, etc. I’ve held my tongue with all the bashing, but, to me, it’s as offensive as bashing any other group. How is it different from fat shaming, racist jokes, etc.? Ok, off my soapbox now, ready for the flames.

The Girl you just called fat? She shit herself & lost 15kgs. The Boy you just called stupid? He shit himself. The Girl you just called ugly? She spends hours shitting and farting. The Boy you just tripped? He shit his pants. There`s more to people than you think. Like this if your against bullying.

I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door.

Melee is just a couple of glitches and exploits held together by a stick of gum. The community is trash, unlike most competitive games that have a spectrum of players ranging from bad to top tier, melee has the same set of gods and a skill gap so large that it’s almost impossible to even scale. Fox, Marth, and Sheik are the only competitive characters, Less than 8 Stages are allowed in competitive. I counted 5 but I could be wrong. That’s less than 20% of the stages. Imagine if Street Fighter had 80% of its stages cut out, would the game be competitive at that point, NO! So stop treating melee as this perfect competitive game when it isn’t

That's the funniest thing I've ever seen. Peak of comedy right here. I can't believe how incredibly funny this is. You have got me off my seat and rolling around the floor laughing. Your comedic talent hasn't been seen since the days of Seinfeld. Your comedic charisma is so captivating I just can't stop laughing. Your father must be so proud of you, I know I would be. You may have just created the new standard for comedy for hundreds of years to come. Historians will look back at this precise moment with astonishment, trying to comprehend how anyone could have this incredible talent at comedy. Scientists will undoubtedly create the FQ, the Funny Quotient. But none will have as much FQ as you. Once the day comes that you will have to leave this earth, the entire world will mourn you for years. We may never know when the next comedic talent may come enlighten the world with their comedy.

¡LLEGÓ EL JAPONÉS! ¡TOYOTA COROLLA! ¡Bonito como él solo y jala como un campeón! ¡Tracción delantera, independiente suspensión! ¡TOYOTA COROLLA! ¡Tremendo motor de larga duración! ¡4 cilindros, 1600! ¡TOYOTA COROLLA! ¡Potencia sin restricción, y suave su dirección! ¡Es grande de economía, pero camina el millón! ¡TOYOTA COROLLA! ¡El mejor carro del mundo entero, ha llegado a Venezuela! ¡La mejor tecnología, obra de gran maestría! ¡LLEGÓ EL JAPONÉS! ¡TOYOTA COROLLA!

ATTENTION WALMART SNOBS! So I'm at Walmart and the only check out line is backed up and I overheard an associate say, "Oh, they are just too lazy to check themselves out!" When I turned to look at the line I was furious. Everyone in that line was well over 70 years old. You listen here Mr. 20 something year old Walmart Associate. These folks are the back bone of this country. These folks are not lazy. They were not born into a computer generation. While you were playing video games and learning to navigate a computer they were working in the cotton fields, in cotton mills, plowing fields and harvesting crops. These "Lazy people" can still work circles around you and they have a work ethic and drive that you probably know nothing about. Just because someone doesn't feel comfortable using a self checkout does not make them lazy. And before I forget it... those lazy people pay your salary. Instead of you and others walking around being judgemental someone could have offered to help them on the self check out. If you ever have to get your vegetables from the ground instead of the produce department guess who you are going to need help from... those lazy people! Be careful of the toes you step on today... they might be attached to the butt you have to kiss tomorrow!

I'm an official Fortnite athlete, and I'm looking for a girlfriend. While intelligence comes quite easily to me, in fact, romantic partnership appears to elude me. That's why I've ventured into the depths of a place such as this. Now, with introductions out of the way, I have certain requisites to determine if you're worthy of my affections. Requirements: - At least a 115+ IQ - Linguistically gifted (I dislike common English). - Emotionally mature (I've engaged with far too many unsuitable specimens). - Willingness to fly to my country/state to live with me. If you believe you're worthy of my affections and fulfill the requirements, feel free to make advances at me in DMs.