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#270

Mon Apr 10 10:37:58 PM EDT 2023

An egg cream[1] is a cold beverage consisting of milk, carbonated water, and flavored syrup (typically chocolate or vanilla), as a substitute for an ice cream float.[2] Despite the name, the drink contains neither eggs nor cream.[3] It is prepared by pouring syrup into the tall glass, adding milk, lightly stirring it with a spoon, then streaming soda water into the glass, mixing the other ingredients. Ideally, the glass is left with 2/3 liquid and 1/3 foamy head.[4]

- Edgar Kreem (Homepage)

#269

Mon Apr 10 06:57:02 AM EDT 2023

Water Milk is the most refreshing drink there is. I’m not sure if there’s a name other people call it but it’s when you pour yourself a glass of milk, drink it, then immediately refill the cup with cold water without washing out the milk residue so it has all of those delicious milk particles floating around it. Tasty as a glass of milk and refreshing as a glass of water, the best drink there is.

- Anonymous

#268

Fri Apr 07 12:20:01 AM EDT 2023

You don't know me, but I highly advise you read this thoroughly and in its entirety. You are to cease any and all communication with my mom, effective immediately. You are not to contact them for any reason whatsoever. You are not to answer their calls, texts, etc. Is that understood? It is not in your best interest to ignore me. I have a very bad temper and you do not want to see it get away from me. You will send me some sort of confirmation that you are receiving my messages and that you will comply fully. I have a Tor browser, plenty of disposable income, and all the free time in the world, kiddo. Do not test me, it is remarkably easy to make someone disappear. This is your last chance to respond before you end up in a red room. Never let it be said that I am not fair. You had your chance, kiddo, but you've chosen to ignore all of my generous warnings, and you'll soon learn the lengths I'm willing to go for my mom. Expect company, fuckboy.

- Anonymous

#267

Fri Apr 07 12:18:32 AM EDT 2023

Me a Chungus? You the Chungus, you got the worst smelling nut cheese fungus among us

- Anonymous

#266

Wed Apr 05 08:33:26 PM EDT 2023

I have a prayer request. There's a lady I've known forever. She is very sick and on top of that, she's being abused by those she has given everything to. Lies about her abound, and it seems to come from all sides. It just breaks my heart. It seems there's nothing I can do alone but, maybe if we join together, we can lift her up. She's almost 250 years old but way too young to die. Her name is "America", and I love her. People, we truly do need to pray really hard for our Country...and for each other. God Bless America. I copied and pasted this from another because I do love America and believe we should all pray for our country, the U.S.A! 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

- Anonymous

#265

Wed Apr 05 08:28:07 PM EDT 2023

Unsuccessful with me, because I am sick of all the ‘boomer’ insults. It’s clear that we’re a minority here, but I think it is offensive and ageist to define an entire generation as being clueless and tech-illiterate. I’m 65, and worked with tech all of my adult life. I used magnetic card typewriters (and won an award for reprogramming mine to be more efficient). I met my second husband on a nine-line BBS, using an old Bass Ticket terminal and a modem coupler (nine people could log on at the same time and talk to each other!). I was part of an emergency response team that combined video with ham radio to send live feeds after disasters (after Loma Prieta earthquake — got to practice in a CHP helicopter!). I spent like $2000 on a PC that had a 20MG hard drive, and we thought we were cool. I used Compuserve, Wordstar, DOS! I know I have more experience than most in my age group…but the majority of my friends are pretty close to my level. I know some clueless ‘boomers’, but I know just as many clueless Gen-X, millennials, etc. I’ve held my tongue with all the bashing, but, to me, it’s as offensive as bashing any other group. How is it different from fat shaming, racist jokes, etc.? Ok, off my soapbox now, ready for the flames.

- Anonymous

#264

Tue Apr 04 11:17:31 PM EDT 2023

The Girl you just called fat? She shit herself & lost 15kgs. The Boy you just called stupid? He shit himself. The Girl you just called ugly? She spends hours shitting and farting. The Boy you just tripped? He shit his pants. There`s more to people than you think. Like this if your against bullying.

- Anonymous

#263

Sun Mar 26 11:25:39 PM EDT 2023

I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door.

- Rick (Homepage)

#262

Thu Mar 16 11:53:38 AM EDT 2023

Melee is just a couple of glitches and exploits held together by a stick of gum. The community is trash, unlike most competitive games that have a spectrum of players ranging from bad to top tier, melee has the same set of gods and a skill gap so large that it’s almost impossible to even scale. Fox, Marth, and Sheik are the only competitive characters, Less than 8 Stages are allowed in competitive. I counted 5 but I could be wrong. That’s less than 20% of the stages. Imagine if Street Fighter had 80% of its stages cut out, would the game be competitive at that point, NO! So stop treating melee as this perfect competitive game when it isn’t

- Anonymous

#261

Thu Mar 16 11:47:07 AM EDT 2023

That's the funniest thing I've ever seen. Peak of comedy right here. I can't believe how incredibly funny this is. You have got me off my seat and rolling around the floor laughing. Your comedic talent hasn't been seen since the days of Seinfeld. Your comedic charisma is so captivating I just can't stop laughing. Your father must be so proud of you, I know I would be. You may have just created the new standard for comedy for hundreds of years to come. Historians will look back at this precise moment with astonishment, trying to comprehend how anyone could have this incredible talent at comedy. Scientists will undoubtedly create the FQ, the Funny Quotient. But none will have as much FQ as you. Once the day comes that you will have to leave this earth, the entire world will mourn you for years. We may never know when the next comedic talent may come enlighten the world with their comedy.

- Anonymous