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¡LLEGÓ EL JAPONÉS! ¡TOYOTA COROLLA! ¡Bonito como él solo y jala como un campeón! ¡Tracción delantera, independiente suspensión! ¡TOYOTA COROLLA! ¡Tremendo motor de larga duración! ¡4 cilindros, 1600! ¡TOYOTA COROLLA! ¡Potencia sin restricción, y suave su dirección! ¡Es grande de economía, pero camina el millón! ¡TOYOTA COROLLA! ¡El mejor carro del mundo entero, ha llegado a Venezuela! ¡La mejor tecnología, obra de gran maestría! ¡LLEGÓ EL JAPONÉS! ¡TOYOTA COROLLA!

ATTENTION WALMART SNOBS! So I'm at Walmart and the only check out line is backed up and I overheard an associate say, "Oh, they are just too lazy to check themselves out!" When I turned to look at the line I was furious. Everyone in that line was well over 70 years old. You listen here Mr. 20 something year old Walmart Associate. These folks are the back bone of this country. These folks are not lazy. They were not born into a computer generation. While you were playing video games and learning to navigate a computer they were working in the cotton fields, in cotton mills, plowing fields and harvesting crops. These "Lazy people" can still work circles around you and they have a work ethic and drive that you probably know nothing about. Just because someone doesn't feel comfortable using a self checkout does not make them lazy. And before I forget it... those lazy people pay your salary. Instead of you and others walking around being judgemental someone could have offered to help them on the self check out. If you ever have to get your vegetables from the ground instead of the produce department guess who you are going to need help from... those lazy people! Be careful of the toes you step on today... they might be attached to the butt you have to kiss tomorrow!

I'm an official Fortnite athlete, and I'm looking for a girlfriend. While intelligence comes quite easily to me, in fact, romantic partnership appears to elude me. That's why I've ventured into the depths of a place such as this. Now, with introductions out of the way, I have certain requisites to determine if you're worthy of my affections. Requirements: - At least a 115+ IQ - Linguistically gifted (I dislike common English). - Emotionally mature (I've engaged with far too many unsuitable specimens). - Willingness to fly to my country/state to live with me. If you believe you're worthy of my affections and fulfill the requirements, feel free to make advances at me in DMs.

I stroll into my local GameStop looking to pick up a copy of The Sopranos: Road to Respect. I grab the game and take it to the charming maiden at the register. "Pardon me, milady," I say, "could you ring me up? A shame I don't have your number or I'd ring you up instead..." She giggles and takes the game, blushing as her fingers brush mine due to my fingerless gloves. Her eyes widen as she reads the game's title. "Wow, I've never seen anyone buy this before! You must have great taste!" I smile and ready a witty response, when suddenly a loud cackle rings out behind me. "Hahaha look at what this neckbeard is buying! That's not Call of Duty Advanced Memefare! Fuckin' nerd!” I quickly turn around, my cloak billowing behind me, to discern the source of the rude outburst. The generic dudebro caricature with a sports team cap and muscle shirt is standing there guffawing. "Excuse me sir...you may disparage my person if you wish, but it is untoward to swear in front of a lady." "Fuck off, basement dweller!” I smile quietly and tip my fedora low across my eyes, concealing them. "As you wish..." I quickly swing my cane into his kneecap before he can react. He bellows and charges forward, but I expertly sidestep him and the cashier screams as he crashes into the counter. I draw my sword-cane and mutter a quiet oath as I drive it deep into his back. "...Requiescat in pace..." As I clean my blade the girl walks out from behind the counter, twirling her hair with her fingers. "So...maybe you'd like to come over to my place to play that game sometime...?" "No thanks, milady, it's only single player. Besides..." I smile, as I sheath my sword, "...you're not my type." I skate away on my Heelys.

If I was a girl, I would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so i would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then i would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house. and i would do it until i had so many the rooms walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses. then i would have a kid and when they're bad i would make them sit in the fetus room and remind them of how easy i could have aborted their ass.

Hello I am William Phillip, am from England You seem to be a pretty decent woman and honestly you interest me and you caught my attention am an engineer by profession and I would like to get to know you.I am 50 years

I hearby pledge my allegiance to the Anti Furry Association and all withholding company's we will not let furry's stand tall we will cripple them we will no longer let furry's roam free taking down the furry's is top priority of are allegiance and we wont stand for this we will single handedly take down any furry's that come across are way weather it be with guns missiles RPG's or just posts bc we are not here to see dogs have sex with cats i don't want to see gumball having sex within his mom or the fish or that weird moose teacher thing i am sick to my core no more furry's and that is why today is so beautiful bc we are taking a stand against the homosexual furry's femboy furry's and anything associated with with animals or bestiality

After many years I finally decided to watch Bio-Dome and I just want to say that it definitely holds up after all these years! What really stood out was the amazing directing by Jason Bloom, spot-on acting decisions by some of the legendary cast including Stephen Baldwin, Roger Clinton, and Pauly Shore. The story makes a grand arc with clever plot twists and a satisfying classic finish, back at the start never to be the same. If you're a fan of Forrest Gump, or The Shawshank Redemption, or any comedy-drama films in general, I cannot recommend this movie enough.

Kanyakumari, just over ninety kilometres from my home and this is my first time visiting it. Also, it is the only place on earth, where you can see the sunrise and sunset from the ocean.

After many years I finally decided to watch [insanely popular, well-reviewed film] and I just want to say that it definitely holds up after all these years! What really stood out was the amazing directing by [Academy Award Winning Director] spot-on acting decisions by some of the legendary cast including [Academy Award Winner], [r/Movies fan favorite], and [actor identified as "underrated"]. The story makes a grand arc with clever plot twists and a satisfying classic finish, back at the start never to be the same. If you're a fan of [Top 10 IMDB Film], or [Other Top 10 IMDB Film], or any [insert genre] films in general, I cannot recommend this movie enough.