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#219

Wed Nov 30 09:46:59 AM EST 2022

This is not the place for your stupid little idiotic comments. Here on Reddit we engage in intellectual discussions with like-minded individuals. We are not like the other "normie" sites where you can say dumb words like "bruh". What is even the point of your comment? It does not add anything to the conversation, and thus I have given YOU a downdoot! How embarrassing of you. Go back to TikTok where you belong with the other normies. You don't know who you are messing with. Have a very nice day, gentleman.

- Anonymous

#218

Tue Nov 29 06:30:41 PM EST 2022

"Mr. Shapiro, what are your thoughts on women's rights to have an abortion?" Ben: "WELL, that's a very interesting QUESTION, SIR. Before I get started, did you know that my WIFE is a DOCTOR?" Reporter: "...Mr. Shapiro, that's- not-" Ben: "I didn't think so, LEFTIST. Now back to your question- 'should women be allowed to MURDER and SHOOT innocent BABIES and CHILDREN?" Reporter: "Sir, that's not what my orig-" Ben: "OBVIOUSLY not. Now according to PragerU UNIVERSITY, there once was a FARMER who had a DOG, and Bingo was his name-o. Do you know how to spell it?" Reporter: (silence) Ben: "B-I-N-G-O. And Bingo was his name-o." (Stares reporter in the eye; has not blinked since the asked question) "B, I, N G O, B, I, N G O, B, I, N G O, And Bingo was his name-o." Reporter: (Visibly taken aback) "Mr. Shapiro, this is ridiculo-" (The conservative crowd begins laughing and shouting and singing with Ben) All: "And Bingo was his name-o!" (Ben shouting as the curtains close,) "Another CUCK LEFTIST DESTROYED! BAZINGA!"

- Anonymous

#217

Tue Nov 29 06:25:34 PM EST 2022

Let's say, hypothetically, that you are on your bed, and let's suppose that you are also submissive and breedable. Now, let's say you are a male. Statistically speaking, humans, that are submissive and breedable tend to be femboys, that's a fact (which doesn't about your feelings). Hypothetically under these circumstances, it would be statistically speaking uncontroversial to assume you would be wearing thigh highs (which would boost your breedability factor by about 20%). Now let's assume you are an SJW SOCIALIST LIBTARD, and let's say I was you, would it not be under these circumstances, the only correct course of action for you to take to ABSOLUTELY WRECK AND DESTROY me (in a debate) in bed?

- Ben Shapiro (Homepage)

#216

Tue Nov 29 04:26:20 PM EST 2022

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- The Chinese Communist Party (Homepage)

#215

Tue Nov 29 03:56:33 PM EST 2022

apolgy for bad english where were u wen club penguin die was at house eating dorito when phone ring "Club penguin is kil" "no"

- club penguin (Homepage)

#214

Tue Nov 29 03:46:50 PM EST 2022

مرحباً بالجميع ، أنا محمد الباراس من رام الله ، لم تصلني الكهرباء منذ ثلاثة أيام. الطفل بارد. الموت لقطاع الطرق عباس.

- Anonymous

#213

Tue Nov 29 11:27:56 AM EST 2022

Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck. But knows what he’s thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance I believe it was Kant who said “Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play.” Mario exhibits experience by crushing turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating “Let’s-a go!” Keep it up, baby! When Mario leaves his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero, but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind. Perchance.

- Mario (Homepage)

#212

Fri Nov 25 02:57:59 PM EST 2022

If anyone asks you to do something, go to their website, vote for them on a website, asks you to verify items, warns your account will be deleted/locked, says they work for valve/tf2/tf2 trading site, offers a trade of your best items with nothing in return then you are 1000000000% being scammed❗️❗️❗️💀🔥🔥🔥😎 Step 1 of how not to get scammed by them: BLOCK THEM!!!!!!!!! Fun facts: you are in complete control of your account, so getting scammed is virtually your fault for falling for it Valve employees don’t message you on level 0 account names “John foreskin 69” that you’ll be banned and tf2 trade sites can’t delete your account!!!!!!!!! Those websites are 1000% malware and are cringe :(:(:(!!!!!!!! Don’t go to them!!!!! ALL TF2 ITEMS ALRWADY VERIFIED?!!??!!??? WHAT YOU DONT NEED TO GET THEM VERIFIED BY SOMEONE ONLINE!!!!!!! Hope this helps you and your fellow tf2 pals and gals learn from this to avoid being scammed by obvious scammers and post about it on this subreddit 10004892939293 times!!!!!!!!!!!!

- Anonymous

#211

Fri Nov 25 02:52:13 PM EST 2022

GLAZE MY THIGHS 🦃 SLAP MY BUTT 🦃 MAKE ME YOUR 🦃 TURKEY SLUT 🦃 EAT MY BREAST 🦃 EAT MY WINGS 🦃 JUST DON’T FINISH IN MY STUFFING 🦃 DADDY’S DRUMSTICK LOOKS SO YUMMY 🦃SHOOT YOUR GRAVY AND FILL MY TUMMY 🦃

- Anonymous

#210

Thu Nov 24 01:26:34 PM EST 2022

HAPPY THOTSGIVING 💦 🦃 TURKEY ISNT THE ONLY THING GETTING STUFFED 👉👌YOURE ONE OF MY FAVORITE HOES 👯‍♀️ 🍑 ❤️IM SO THANKFUL TO HAVE A FILTHY SLUT LIKE U IN MY LIFE 🍆 💦 🍁 SEND THIS TO 🔟 OF THE NASTIEST👄 💃🏻 PILGRIMS YOU KNOW 🦃 😩😏IF U GET THREE BACK THEN U REALLY A HOE 👌👌

- Anonymous