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10 🌠 your selfish 🤬 ❗ 9 🎇 your jaded 😴 8 💋 The dumbest 🤪 guy I dated!! 🥱 7 🗣️ talk a big game 'til your naked.. 🍤 😳 Only 6 🗿 seconds 💁‍♀️ and I had to fake it 🫢 5 🤢 your toxic! ☢️ 4 🌹 cant 🚫 trust you 😵‍💫 🙅‍♀️ 3 🥉 you still got mommy 👩‍👧 issues ⁉️ 😂 2 🥈 years of your bullshit 💩 😒 i cant undo 1: 🥇 I hate the fact 😖 that you made me love you 💔 ⛓️ 🥀

Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bad england. I selled my wife for internet connection to play "fortnight" and i want to become goodest player like ninja I play with 400 ping on brazilian server and am level 200. pls no copy pasterino my story

The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilmer ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's breathtaking... I suggest you try it.

Dearest Representatives of General Mills, With the most incredible honor and respect, I write this script of praise toward your finest product, Yoplait, or more specifically, the Go-Gurt line. These delectable confectionaries are capable of sensitizing every individual taste bud on my all-too-fortunate tongue, bringing a wave of emotions, all of which release a rush of dopamine, and pure joy. It cannot be described, the pure ecstasy that comes with squeezing a Go-Gurt packet down my throat. Or, when I open the refrigerator, and to my delight, I find a 16-count box of Frozen themed Strawberry & Vanilla 'gurts. They are gone in an instant, yet every magnificent sleeve of slime is savored beyond comprehension, beyond belief. Every morning I awake, still marveling at each and every molecule of flavor still remaining on my fortuitous tongue. One might call it an addiction, but I would call it a desire; a desire fueled by my deep love for the Go-Gurt line of products. How the scientists, chefs, researchers, and geniuses at General Mills were able to craft such a flawless product is beyond me. To think that there are billions of people that were subjected to a life without Go-Gurt fills me with such deep sorrow and remorse. Yet I am beyond grateful for this blessèd opportunity to live in a world where I can routinely experience the wave of emotions that only a parcel of Go-Gurt can deliver. Thank you, for creating a product so perfect, so appetizing, and so beautiful.

This is not the place for your stupid little idiotic comments. Here on Reddit we engage in intellectual discussions with like-minded individuals. We are not like the other "normie" sites where you can say dumb words like "bruh". What is even the point of your comment? It does not add anything to the conversation, and thus I have given YOU a downdoot! How embarrassing of you. Go back to TikTok where you belong with the other normies. You don't know who you are messing with. Have a very nice day, gentleman.

"Mr. Shapiro, what are your thoughts on women's rights to have an abortion?" Ben: "WELL, that's a very interesting QUESTION, SIR. Before I get started, did you know that my WIFE is a DOCTOR?" Reporter: "...Mr. Shapiro, that's- not-" Ben: "I didn't think so, LEFTIST. Now back to your question- 'should women be allowed to MURDER and SHOOT innocent BABIES and CHILDREN?" Reporter: "Sir, that's not what my orig-" Ben: "OBVIOUSLY not. Now according to PragerU UNIVERSITY, there once was a FARMER who had a DOG, and Bingo was his name-o. Do you know how to spell it?" Reporter: (silence) Ben: "B-I-N-G-O. And Bingo was his name-o." (Stares reporter in the eye; has not blinked since the asked question) "B, I, N G O, B, I, N G O, B, I, N G O, And Bingo was his name-o." Reporter: (Visibly taken aback) "Mr. Shapiro, this is ridiculo-" (The conservative crowd begins laughing and shouting and singing with Ben) All: "And Bingo was his name-o!" (Ben shouting as the curtains close,) "Another CUCK LEFTIST DESTROYED! BAZINGA!"

Let's say, hypothetically, that you are on your bed, and let's suppose that you are also submissive and breedable. Now, let's say you are a male. Statistically speaking, humans, that are submissive and breedable tend to be femboys, that's a fact (which doesn't about your feelings). Hypothetically under these circumstances, it would be statistically speaking uncontroversial to assume you would be wearing thigh highs (which would boost your breedability factor by about 20%). Now let's assume you are an SJW SOCIALIST LIBTARD, and let's say I was you, would it not be under these circumstances, the only correct course of action for you to take to ABSOLUTELY WRECK AND DESTROY me (in a debate) in bed?

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apolgy for bad english where were u wen club penguin die was at house eating dorito when phone ring "Club penguin is kil" "no"