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Tue Jan 25 04:06:42 AM UTC 2022

So basically I had an idea where crypto has a passive called "off the grid" basically it makes it so that when crypto gets scanned he doesn't get scanned and it makes it so he isn't seen when he gets scanned. That way when bloodhond and seer scan him he won't get scanned so that they can't see him cause he's "off the grid" it would be balanced cause he normally gets scanned but now he doesn't get scanned cause he's "off the grid" so it would be lore fitting and it would be a good gameplay mechanic and off the grid would be a good idea and they should add it to the game for crypto so that his new passive is called off the grid. I had this idea then everyone started talking about my idea because i came up with off the grid where crypto doesn't get scanned cause in the lore hes off the grid and since hes off the grid he cant be scanned while off the grid!

- Anonymous

Tue Jan 25 03:24:19 AM UTC 2022

This is acctually considerably humerous. I understand the joke it is quite funny, or as you may say quite laughable. He is refering to balls. Also known as testicles. This is very funny because it is usually seen as awkward refering to anything which could have to do with sexual intercourse. But this person is breaking this and subverst expectations by just straight up mentionning the gonads—reproductive glands or also refered to as testicles or as in this case: Balls.

- Anonymous

Tue Jan 25 03:23:06 AM UTC 2022

Perfect 800 in math, 680 in English, for a 1480/1600. Dipshits like you would kill for that. I've been psychologically evaluated 3 times, over 10 years, and my results have improved each time. Every examination, the psychologist test giver tells me I solved all their puzzles and math problems faster than anyone they've ever seen, and with no mistakes. You and I are not the same. You're just a scared little boy playing with your pee pee.

- Anonymous

Wed Jan 19 07:38:35 PM UTC 2022

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes." This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.

- Anonymous (Homepage)

Mon Jan 17 10:54:35 PM UTC 2022

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

- Anonymous