Messages from the World Wide Web

Mon Jan 17 04:27:01 AM UTC 2022

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

- Navy SEAL (Homepage)

Sun Jan 16 05:23:59 AM UTC 2022

Did you really just tell me to alt f4? That’s funny man. Unfortunately for you, I’m pretty much a tech wizard. I know more about computers than you ever will, and I’m only in middle school lol! You’re probably shaking in your NON-GAMING chair. Do you even know what SSD means lol? Go watch some Linus Tech Tips, and get back to me when you’ve acquired 1% of my nearly infinite knowledge.

- Anonymous

Sun Jan 16 01:19:35 AM UTC 2022

I dropped my dang phone and the shit broke and i had to pay some moeney after waiting for an update that was only 200MB o well.

- El Mooooolloooooooo

Wed Jan 12 06:39:57 PM UTC 2022

Is it bad that I only poop once a week??? I've been like this for years and I'm too afraid to bring it up to my doctor. I will literally only poop like once a week, sometimes I'll even go once every week and a half. When I finally do take a shit it's not painful or hard and it's not a lot of poop???

- Anonymous

Wed Jan 12 04:57:20 PM UTC 2022

M'aiq does not remember his childhood, perhaps he never had one.

- M'aiq