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THANK YOU LESTER HOLT FOR A LIFETIME OF POLITELY HOLDING AMERICA TO ACCOUNTABILITY 🌕⭐️🥰🇺🇸

ITS CORN 🌽 A BIG🌽 LUMP WITH KNOBS🕹IT HAS THE JUICE🧃(✨ 𝐼𝓉 𝒽𝒶𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒿𝓊𝒾𝒸𝑒✨) I CANT ❌IMAGINE🧠A MORE ✨BEAUTIFUL✨THING ITS 🌽CORN🌽 I CAN TELL 📞YOU ALL ABOUT IT 📚 I MEAN LOOK👀AT THIS THING🌽 WHEN I TRIED IT WITH 🧈 BUTTER EVERYTHING CHANGED 💥

hey, swagg boi! i'm an admin from PinkieCraft, the pony roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! i wanted to personally extend my thank you for the 500$ you donated to help keep our server alive! next time you log on we'll make sure to let me know and i'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for! i regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse ****" like you requested but we'll work on it :-) thank you for the donation again and we hope to see you soon!!!!!!!! KEEP CLOPPING MY FRIEND :-)

I cannot believe Roblox has changed their logo. This is absolutely disgusting, I cannot believe the Roblox corporation is doing this. I am disgusted by this absolutely horrific behavior. I will be quitting Roblox because of this atrocity. This is worst update in Roblox history. I hate this update. This is horrific and an absolute outrage, the barbarity of this cruel and atrocious act is immeasurable; I am leaving this platform forever.

Day 22 of nofap. I can now hear the heartbeat of a mockingbird 600 feet away. My skin has taken on a rugged, almost elastic texture, and i can no longer be hurt, neither by bullet nor by knives. I am able to reach speeds of up to 370 miles per hour while walking. My mother asked me what was wrong, and I replied "nothing" only to see fear in her face. She hadn't asked me anything. I had replied before she had even had time to formulate the thought in her mind. I have become so powerful that i no longer need food, oxygen or water to sustain me. I'm afraid i'm forgetting what it means to be human. I kept the nut, but i paid the price.

What's this you've said to me, my good friend? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and I've been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak, I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.

hi i am 13. i am unlike all my fellow comrades. you see i'm a bit different. my classmates are still very childish they still watch cartoons and play games for kids. unlike them i watch breaking bad and better call saul i also enjoy crime documentaries and yell slurs at those stupid furries so yeah you could say i am mature for my age

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