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Day 22 of nofap. I can now hear the heartbeat of a mockingbird 600 feet away. My skin has taken on a rugged, almost elastic texture, and i can no longer be hurt, neither by bullet nor by knives. I am able to reach speeds of up to 370 miles per hour while walking. My mother asked me what was wrong, and I replied "nothing" only to see fear in her face. She hadn't asked me anything. I had replied before she had even had time to formulate the thought in her mind. I have become so powerful that i no longer need food, oxygen or water to sustain me. I'm afraid i'm forgetting what it means to be human. I kept the nut, but i paid the price.

What's this you've said to me, my good friend? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and I've been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak, I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.

hi i am 13. i am unlike all my fellow comrades. you see i'm a bit different. my classmates are still very childish they still watch cartoons and play games for kids. unlike them i watch breaking bad and better call saul i also enjoy crime documentaries and yell slurs at those stupid furries so yeah you could say i am mature for my age

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“My name is Akihiko Kondo. My job is a civil servant. I married Hatsune Miku, who lives in my house. About 15 years ago, I was bullied at work and took a leave of absence, but thanks to her I was able to return to work. She saved me. I love Hatsune Miku. I now work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.”

Let's say, hypothetically, I am a barbie girl. Okay let's even say I'm in a barbie world. Right so, in this scenario, I would obviously know from personal experience that life in plastic is fantastic. Wouldn't it be reasonable to assume you could brush my hair and undress me literally everywhere? Imagination; you can derive from the fundamentals of basic logic that life is your creation.

True story: Back in 1993, I had to take a monster dump while doing a service call for Wang Laboratories (look it up), and the only place I could find to relieve myself was a Pizza Hut in the middle of nowhere. So, I ran inside, bypassed all employees, and made a b-line for the bathroom. I dumped so hard that I could feel my insides vibrate - it hurt every ounce of my being. But it also hurt Pizza Hut's plumbing, bursting a pipe in the kitchen and flooding the establishment with copious amounts of sewage. I escaped before anyone could finger me as the culprit. I later learned that the franchise owner couldn't afford to fix the damage I'd done; they closed up shop forever about a month later. So, random Pizza Hut from 1993, I'm sorry I ruined you with my monster dump.

hey, took a look at your profile and saw that you're not ONLY a woman (😍) but you're DEVILISHLY ATTRACTIVE and... into WEED? AWOOOGA IF I MAY SAY! perhaps we should take this tango to the... private message box? i used to play the flute, if you know what i cream! WOOOOO BABY!

Programming with to erb form, must by identificate special symbol for ruby code. It is crazy! But easy implementing tool for pure erb code, so i must programmed the via program. What does it mean for developers? Writing pure code who transformed to erb for special symbols.