Swagg::Net::Guestbook

“My name is Akihiko Kondo. My job is a civil servant. I married Hatsune Miku, who lives in my house. About 15 years ago, I was bullied at work and took a leave of absence, but thanks to her I was able to return to work. She saved me. I love Hatsune Miku. I now work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.”

Let's say, hypothetically, I am a barbie girl. Okay let's even say I'm in a barbie world. Right so, in this scenario, I would obviously know from personal experience that life in plastic is fantastic. Wouldn't it be reasonable to assume you could brush my hair and undress me literally everywhere? Imagination; you can derive from the fundamentals of basic logic that life is your creation.

True story: Back in 1993, I had to take a monster dump while doing a service call for Wang Laboratories (look it up), and the only place I could find to relieve myself was a Pizza Hut in the middle of nowhere. So, I ran inside, bypassed all employees, and made a b-line for the bathroom. I dumped so hard that I could feel my insides vibrate - it hurt every ounce of my being. But it also hurt Pizza Hut's plumbing, bursting a pipe in the kitchen and flooding the establishment with copious amounts of sewage. I escaped before anyone could finger me as the culprit. I later learned that the franchise owner couldn't afford to fix the damage I'd done; they closed up shop forever about a month later. So, random Pizza Hut from 1993, I'm sorry I ruined you with my monster dump.

hey, took a look at your profile and saw that you're not ONLY a woman (😍) but you're DEVILISHLY ATTRACTIVE and... into WEED? AWOOOGA IF I MAY SAY! perhaps we should take this tango to the... private message box? i used to play the flute, if you know what i cream! WOOOOO BABY!

Programming with to erb form, must by identificate special symbol for ruby code. It is crazy! But easy implementing tool for pure erb code, so i must programmed the via program. What does it mean for developers? Writing pure code who transformed to erb for special symbols.

Sorry, but not sorry. I’m bowing out of this group. I joined because it is supposed to be a conversation page, not a bunch of Godless ultra leftist jerks posting religious (anti-religious) and political memes. Final statement: Jesus of Nazareth was a real man. His history has been well documented. Whether you believe He is the son of God or not, is your deal. But to deny his existence completely is just a flat out show of ignorance. Even the Jewish faith recognizes his existence. They just don’t believe He was the messiah. They refer to Him as a prophet.

Hello, concerned father here. My son has recently got into the game called Fortnite? I’ve spent well over $500 on this game and its becoming a problem. Apparently the game is down right now and its causing a lot distress for my child. He keeps taking my newspaper and tries to “full piece” me. I don’t know what this means but I’m starting to think its something associated with the devil. He won’t come with us anywhere unless we take a “launch pad” to get there. Its starting to get worse by the hour and I don’t know how much longer I can take this. His legs, arms, and hands are shaking violently yet he refuses to take any type of medicine unless its a “big pot” or “chuggies.” Someone please help me.

Uh hi- some1 who knows the law & how the system works here🤚. U cannot sue some1 4 what some1 else says. U also cannot sue some1 bcuz they didn’t stand up 4 u. That is some of the dumbest 💩 I’ve ever heard!

If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best!!

in order to be born, you needed: 2 parents 4 grandparents 8 great-grandparents 16 second great-grandparents 32 third great-grandparents 64 fourth great-grandparents 128 fifth great-grandparents 256 sixth great-grandparents 512 seventh great-grandparents 1024 eighth great-grandparents 2048 ninth great-grandparents For you to be born today from 12 previous generations you needed a total of 4094 ancestors over the last 400 years. Think for a moment - how many struggles? How many battles? How many difficulties? How much sadness? How much happiness? How many love stories? How many expressions of hope for the future? - did your ancestors have to undergo for you to exist in this present moment, and you want to be a femboy slut.