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#131

Sun Aug 21 10:53:24 PM EDT 2022

Sorry, but not sorry. I’m bowing out of this group. I joined because it is supposed to be a conversation page, not a bunch of Godless ultra leftist jerks posting religious (anti-religious) and political memes. Final statement: Jesus of Nazareth was a real man. His history has been well documented. Whether you believe He is the son of God or not, is your deal. But to deny his existence completely is just a flat out show of ignorance. Even the Jewish faith recognizes his existence. They just don’t believe He was the messiah. They refer to Him as a prophet.

- Anonymous

#130

Sat Aug 20 10:10:56 PM EDT 2022

Hello, concerned father here. My son has recently got into the game called Fortnite? I’ve spent well over $500 on this game and its becoming a problem. Apparently the game is down right now and its causing a lot distress for my child. He keeps taking my newspaper and tries to “full piece” me. I don’t know what this means but I’m starting to think its something associated with the devil. He won’t come with us anywhere unless we take a “launch pad” to get there. Its starting to get worse by the hour and I don’t know how much longer I can take this. His legs, arms, and hands are shaking violently yet he refuses to take any type of medicine unless its a “big pot” or “chuggies.” Someone please help me.

- Anonymous

#129

Fri Aug 19 10:55:51 AM EDT 2022

Uh hi- some1 who knows the law & how the system works here🤚. U cannot sue some1 4 what some1 else says. U also cannot sue some1 bcuz they didn’t stand up 4 u. That is some of the dumbest 💩 I’ve ever heard!

- Anonymous

#128

Fri Aug 19 09:41:59 AM EDT 2022

If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best!!

- Anonymous

#127

Wed Aug 17 11:20:59 PM EDT 2022

in order to be born, you needed: 2 parents 4 grandparents 8 great-grandparents 16 second great-grandparents 32 third great-grandparents 64 fourth great-grandparents 128 fifth great-grandparents 256 sixth great-grandparents 512 seventh great-grandparents 1024 eighth great-grandparents 2048 ninth great-grandparents For you to be born today from 12 previous generations you needed a total of 4094 ancestors over the last 400 years. Think for a moment - how many struggles? How many battles? How many difficulties? How much sadness? How much happiness? How many love stories? How many expressions of hope for the future? - did your ancestors have to undergo for you to exist in this present moment, and you want to be a femboy slut.

- Anonymous

#126

Tue Aug 16 11:57:03 PM EDT 2022

Listen to me I clogged my toilet two weeks ago And I've continued to shit and piss in it regularly since then without unclogging it This is a vile pile It would be rude to unclog There is an entire ecosystem thriving in here man Do you want to see Pls I can't sit down on the toilet It's too high I am afraid the little critters in the bowl won't jump up and tickle my ballsack I saw a little man crawling around down there I have delivered him some fresh real estate Perhaps this could be the children's play room

- Anonymous

#125

Tue Aug 16 10:52:16 PM EDT 2022

da ⚕️🎟️ ba🐋🐟 dee 🐦👖da📘🔷 ba💙💠 dai🌊🌀 da ⚕️🎟️ ba🐋🐟 dee 🐦👖da📘🔷 ba💙💠 dai🌊🌀 da ⚕️🎟️ ba🐋🐟 dee 🐦👖da📘🔷 ba💙💠 dai🌊🌀 da ⚕️🎟️ ba🐋🐟 dee 🐦👖da📘🔷 ba💙💠 dai🌊🌀 da ⚕️🎟️ ba🐋🐟 dee 🐦👖da📘🔷 ba💙💠 dai🌊🌀 da ⚕️🎟️ ba🐋🐟 dee 🐦👖da📘🔷 ba💙💠 dai🌊🌀

- im 🙋🏽 blue 🟦

#124

Tue Aug 16 10:51:41 PM EDT 2022

Bruh‏‏‎‏‏‎‏‏‎‏‏‎­🤜🤛👨‍❤️‍👨 when ⏳👀⌛you 👉👨‍🔬🌎 pop 💥🔫a ☝️mosquito 🦟💉 and ➕ blood 🩸splatters 🌧️💦 out 📤🙅 Smacked 👏💥 that 👉👀 bitch 💁‍♀️ up ⬆️ against 🙅 the 👉 wall 🧱🦅 but 🖐️😱 it 🦟💉 got 👇 to 📨 me 🙋‍♂️ firstly 🥇

- Anonymous

#123

Tue Aug 16 10:51:09 PM EDT 2022

I got a new phone and it’s all updated but I noticed that I don’t have some of the emojis that I had before. My old phone (iPhone 7) had these emojis but my new phone ( iPhone 12) doesn’t. Idk ig it’s not a big deal but I kind of miss using them😭

- Anonymous

#122

Tue Aug 16 09:01:55 PM EDT 2022

Let’s say that, hypothetically, you really did have unlimited breadsticks. Now, since they are unlimited, that means that you will never run out. However, on Earth there is a limited supply of the materials required to make breadsticks. Thus, if I were to attempt to eat as many breadsticks as possible, I would not be able to as eventually you would sell out, am I correct? Now that we have established that there are infinite breadsticks but finite supplies to make them, would it not be reasonable to conclude that you are either breaking the laws of physics, or are lying to me? And since one cannot break the laws of physics, logically you must be lying to me. Facts don’t care about your feelings liberals, you have committed the crime of false advertising and must give me free food or I will inform the authorities.

- Anonymous