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#121

Mon Aug 15 11:11:49 PM EDT 2022

hey I need your help I accidentally 93MB of .rar files what should I do... is this dangerous ?

- Anonymous

#120

Sun Aug 14 09:49:08 PM EDT 2022

oh really? you wanna fucking go, cuck? im gonna take you down. you wont even see my coming. youll be too busy guzzling that disgusting cowjuice. youll be wiping your stupid milk mustache and suddenly from the shadows i will appear, armed with vengeance and common fucking sense. what does common sense matter here, you ask? oh, just common sense to not force myself to drink white, liquidy hell as satan cackles in the background over yet another victory, another soul obtained over some pretentious liquid that isnt even tasty. calcium, you say? you ever heard of yogurt, you dickwhipped nuggetslut? you ever heard of cheese? i will decimate you. your ancestors will feel the tremors of my rage through their milk-infused bones, and mine will feel the swell of victory in their yogurt-infused chests. do not test me. your soul will not survive the strain of terror.

- Anonymous

#119

Sat Aug 13 10:23:02 PM EDT 2022

Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think you can get away with theft when you're showing what you stole directly to my face. My lawyers will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you.

- Anonymous

#118

Fri Aug 12 01:29:13 AM EDT 2022

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- Anonymous

#117

Fri Aug 12 01:14:51 AM EDT 2022

What the actual fuck. Why would you post this? Did you really think this was funny in any capacity? Really? Ask yourself: "was this actually as funny and hilarious as I thought it would be?" Because I can tell you if the answer is anything close to a "maybe" then you're just drop-dead wrong. This wasn't funny. It didn't even make me laugh. Not even the subjective nature of comedy itself can justify the absolute dogshit you just considered posting. The fact you considered posting it at all is an enigma that, frankly, is proof that your parents never even cared about you. In fact I'm not even sure how they managed to procreate and make you, because you had to have inherited this idiocy from somewhere. The sheer moronic nature of your thoughts should be locked away in a dark, cold room with no windows. I hope you never post this again.

- Anonymous

#116

Mon Aug 08 11:53:53 PM EDT 2022

Bro FUCK circle k only place to ever bitch about me fillin my polar plop with nacho cheese bro it holds way more I got chips at home too ! dont need to spend the money I work hard for on circle k who probably make like 1 million dollars a day bro it's nacho cheese u can spare it I wasnt takin the chili which is probably more expensive bc u have to chop up the steak and mix in the brown into it all nacho cheese is milk and water and maybe yellow seasoning it cant be that expeniseve. Last time I go to that circle k yall can hop off my JOCK I about threw the cheese onto there faced an kicked there asshole, bro I'm fuckin PISSED man

- Anonymous

#115

Mon Aug 08 05:46:03 PM EDT 2022

hey guys just doin some research what are the good and evil countries atm??? Just wanna update my notes :) GOOD:😇 USA 🇺🇸 🔫🎇 Ukraine 🇺🇦 💪😤 Australia 🇦🇺 🦘 BAD:😈🤬 Russia 🇷🇺 💩 China 🇨🇳 🥱🥱 I’m still keeping my eye on Germany 🇩🇪 👀

- Anonymous

#114

Mon Aug 08 09:10:19 AM EDT 2022

I fucking hate dolphins so much. They are fucking demons. They will rape and kill for sport without a second thought. “Oh I found a baby seals let me torture it to death then no eat it.” Like wtf??? They are also drug addicts, some species of dolphin are immune to puffer fish venom and get high of it by intentionally getting stung over and over usually by hitting the fish with there nose hard eventually resulting in the pufferfish’s death. They will use fish as Fleshlights and rape humans, resulting in the human needing to go to the hospital or dead. Granted a human being raped by a dolphin is rare but that dosn’t excuse the fact that it happens. I hate seeing people treat them like fucking saints and wonderful creatures. That’s like having a crush on a serial killer. Then sharks are made out to be fucking evil even though they kill less humans than vending machines. There are even species of sharks that act like dogs for example the lemon shark. The only sharks that really try to kill humans are bull sharks and tiger sharks. Dolphins are like if humans were aquatic and had no morals.

- Anonymous

#113

Sun Aug 07 11:27:55 PM EDT 2022

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- minion

#112

Sun Aug 07 11:25:14 PM EDT 2022

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- Anonymous