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Bruh‏‏‎‏‏‎‏‏‎‏‏‎­🤜🤛👨‍❤️‍👨 when ⏳👀⌛you 👉👨‍🔬🌎 pop 💥🔫a ☝️mosquito 🦟💉 and ➕ blood 🩸splatters 🌧️💦 out 📤🙅 Smacked 👏💥 that 👉👀 bitch 💁‍♀️ up ⬆️ against 🙅 the 👉 wall 🧱🦅 but 🖐️😱 it 🦟💉 got 👇 to 📨 me 🙋‍♂️ firstly 🥇

I got a new phone and it’s all updated but I noticed that I don’t have some of the emojis that I had before. My old phone (iPhone 7) had these emojis but my new phone ( iPhone 12) doesn’t. Idk ig it’s not a big deal but I kind of miss using them😭

Let’s say that, hypothetically, you really did have unlimited breadsticks. Now, since they are unlimited, that means that you will never run out. However, on Earth there is a limited supply of the materials required to make breadsticks. Thus, if I were to attempt to eat as many breadsticks as possible, I would not be able to as eventually you would sell out, am I correct? Now that we have established that there are infinite breadsticks but finite supplies to make them, would it not be reasonable to conclude that you are either breaking the laws of physics, or are lying to me? And since one cannot break the laws of physics, logically you must be lying to me. Facts don’t care about your feelings liberals, you have committed the crime of false advertising and must give me free food or I will inform the authorities.

hey I need your help I accidentally 93MB of .rar files what should I do... is this dangerous ?

oh really? you wanna fucking go, cuck? im gonna take you down. you wont even see my coming. youll be too busy guzzling that disgusting cowjuice. youll be wiping your stupid milk mustache and suddenly from the shadows i will appear, armed with vengeance and common fucking sense. what does common sense matter here, you ask? oh, just common sense to not force myself to drink white, liquidy hell as satan cackles in the background over yet another victory, another soul obtained over some pretentious liquid that isnt even tasty. calcium, you say? you ever heard of yogurt, you dickwhipped nuggetslut? you ever heard of cheese? i will decimate you. your ancestors will feel the tremors of my rage through their milk-infused bones, and mine will feel the swell of victory in their yogurt-infused chests. do not test me. your soul will not survive the strain of terror.

Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think you can get away with theft when you're showing what you stole directly to my face. My lawyers will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you.

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What the actual fuck. Why would you post this? Did you really think this was funny in any capacity? Really? Ask yourself: "was this actually as funny and hilarious as I thought it would be?" Because I can tell you if the answer is anything close to a "maybe" then you're just drop-dead wrong. This wasn't funny. It didn't even make me laugh. Not even the subjective nature of comedy itself can justify the absolute dogshit you just considered posting. The fact you considered posting it at all is an enigma that, frankly, is proof that your parents never even cared about you. In fact I'm not even sure how they managed to procreate and make you, because you had to have inherited this idiocy from somewhere. The sheer moronic nature of your thoughts should be locked away in a dark, cold room with no windows. I hope you never post this again.

Bro FUCK circle k only place to ever bitch about me fillin my polar plop with nacho cheese bro it holds way more I got chips at home too ! dont need to spend the money I work hard for on circle k who probably make like 1 million dollars a day bro it's nacho cheese u can spare it I wasnt takin the chili which is probably more expensive bc u have to chop up the steak and mix in the brown into it all nacho cheese is milk and water and maybe yellow seasoning it cant be that expeniseve. Last time I go to that circle k yall can hop off my JOCK I about threw the cheese onto there faced an kicked there asshole, bro I'm fuckin PISSED man