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#44

Fri Apr 15 02:24:48 AM UTC 2022

you fell off + ratio + you're white + you're british + who asked + no u + deez nuts + radio + don't care + didn't ask + i'm a minor + cope + seethe + GG + your mom's + the hood watches markiplier now + grow up + L + retweet + ligma + taco bell tortilla crunch + think outside the bun + ur benched + ur a wrench + i own you + ur dad fell off + my dad could beat ur dad up + ur aimhacking + silver elite + tryhard + boomer + sksksksk + ur beta + i'm sigma + ur submissive + L (part 3) + yb better + ur sus + this is a cry for help and i'm extremely depressed. + quote tweet + you're cringe + i did your mom + you bought monkey nft + you're weirdchamp + you're a clown + my father left me at the age of 4 and i never recovered since + my dad owns steam + who want me? + i'm lonely + they didn't think it could possibly happen, but they're releasing L (part Ratio+ dont care + didn't ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + hoes mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + your're a (insert stereotype) + not funny didn't laugh + you're* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + ratio again + final ratio + stay mad + stay pressed + pedophile + cancelled + done for + mad free + freer than air + rip bozo + slight_smile + cringe again + mad cuz bad + lol + irrelevant + cope + jealous + go ahead whine about it + your problem + don't care even more + not okay + glhf + problematic+ shut your bubble gum dumb dumb skin tone chicken bone google chrome no homo flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan indiana jones over grown flint stone X and Y Chromosome friend zome sylvester stalone sierra leone auto zone friend zone professionally seen silver patrone big headed ass UP

- Anonymous

#43

Thu Apr 14 04:11:59 PM UTC 2022

All salmon should be frozen ๐Ÿฅถโ˜ƒ๏ธ for ๐Ÿˆบ 30 days or cooked ๐Ÿงˆ thoroughly and cooled ๐Ÿ‘โœจ๐Ÿ†’๐Ÿ‘โœจ๐Ÿ†’๐Ÿ‘โœจ๐Ÿ†’ to body temperature ๐ŸŒก๏ธ before being rolled ๐Ÿงป into a quid for ๐Ÿˆบ rectal insertion for ๐Ÿˆบ boofing. This is to kill ๐Ÿšฌ off ๐Ÿ“ด any worms ๐Ÿ› You ๐ŸคŸ should freeze all salmon for ๐Ÿ”ฐ๐Ÿ”ฐ๐Ÿ”ฐ 30 days before consumption because many salmon have ๐Ÿˆถ worms ๐Ÿ› in them, especially ones ๐Ÿ• you catch in a river that are ๐Ÿ‘‰ older ๐Ÿ—๏ธ and starting โœด๏ธ to spawn out ๐Ÿ˜ต (I am in Alaska) ๐Ÿš  Or you ๐Ÿ˜€ cook ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿณ them thoroughly and it's a non ๐Ÿšฑ issue. โš ๏ธ So ๐Ÿ†˜ before you ๐ŸคŸ insert your salmon boof it should have ๐Ÿˆถ been frozen โ˜ƒ๏ธ for ๐Ÿ”ฐ 30 days or cooked ๐Ÿง… through entirely then cooled ๐Ÿ†’ to body temperature ๐Ÿค’ for ๐Ÿˆบ the ๐Ÿซต insertion. Whatever my ๐Ÿ˜Š body doesn't absorb ๐Ÿงฝ I ๐Ÿ˜€ squeeze out, ๐Ÿ˜ต and sometimes you ๐Ÿ˜€ gotta get ๐Ÿ‰ in there with a turkey ๐Ÿ— baster to kinda suck up the ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿซต crumblies. Then I ๐Ÿ˜Š get ๐Ÿ‰ it all collected on a special little dish ๐Ÿงซ and feed ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿผ it to my ๐Ÿ˜€ dog. ๐Ÿฆฎ๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฆฎ๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฆฎ๐ŸŒญ He ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ loves โค๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘ฉ salmon. Delicious. ๐Ÿ˜‹ It's a high ๐Ÿš„๐Ÿš„๐Ÿš„

- Anonymous

#42

Thu Apr 14 03:57:09 AM UTC 2022

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#41

Wed Apr 13 07:40:11 PM UTC 2022

~> among us

- forever (Homepage)

#40

Wed Apr 13 07:34:55 PM UTC 2022

ok so its 11 pm and i leave my room to get some water and i look to the right and just see my sister sitting on the toilet with the bathroom door open while petting my cat that for some reason was there too, and she just looks at me and says "i have been expecting you" followed by loud shitting noises.

- Anonymous

#39

Wed Apr 13 07:31:46 PM UTC 2022

I hear you OP. I wore a short skirt to the office one day and my boss was in my area checking if I was doing OK and commenting on my work output all day. Really creeped me out seeing this side of him. I won't be doing that again. Plus, I'd forgotten to put underwear on in the morning and my balls were freezing.

- Anonymous

#38

Mon Apr 11 03:00:36 AM UTC 2022

! ! ATTENTION 2003 KIDS ! ! ! This ๐Ÿ‘‡ is the last year of being a kid ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ง! Because NEXT ๐Ÿ‘‰YEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RS๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’…!! PARTYING ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ’ƒ DRINKING ๐Ÿป๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿท MAKING OUT AND SEX ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆO_O PERIODS โ˜น๐Ÿซ HEARTBREAKS ๐Ÿ’”โ˜น MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7tH GRADE)

- Anonymous

#37

Sat Apr 09 11:47:27 PM UTC 2022

A frog got stuck in my Epson printer in 2006. I opened my apartment door to pay for pizza delivery, and a green tree frog hopped inside my living room. I chased him around until he jumped on my printer, and as I reached for him, he wiggled into the paper feed. I didnโ€™t know what to do so I actually called Epson customer service and explained what happened. They sent me a new printer with a return shipping label for me to send back the old one with the frog inside, which I did. Two weeks later I found a dried, mummified frog in my bathroom closet. The people at Epson received a printer without a frog stuck inside, so they probably thought I was nuts.

- Anonymous

#36

Sat Apr 09 11:46:28 PM UTC 2022

RATIO? RATIO? WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN, WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE KIDS SAYING THESE DAYS? RATIO? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE SOME SORT OF VIOLENT BRAIN DAMAGE? RATIO THIS, L THAT. ARE YOU PEOPLE ACTUALLY MENTALLY CHALLENGED? HOLY SHIT LIKE. RATIO IS A FUCKING MATH TERM YOU DERANGED DEGENERATE BASEMENT DWELLING MORONS CAN YOU STUPID DENSE MOTHERFUCKERS SAY ANYTHING ELSE? SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP

- Anonymous

#35

Wed Apr 06 06:27:08 PM UTC 2022

what is + l + ratio + wrong + get a job + without doubt + you have fallen + never got in any way + face + allergy with gluten + don't worry + cringe ur baby + literally close the shit + gale made better + your avi is done in ms excel + ur small bf fero + I have more numbers + double reading room + double reading

- Anonymous