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1. Wake up at -1am (get a head start against competition) 2. Take a piss 3. Get out of bed (you saved time that most beta males waste by walking to the toilet and flushing it) 4. Eat nothing for breakfast (discipline the stomach) 5. Drink 100L of alcohol (to grind properly, your ENTIRE body must grind, including the liver) 6. Drive to work 7. Crash into 200 vehicles, 50 buildings, 7000 pedestrians at every intersection (less competition) 8. A police officer is going to arrest you for “drunk driving” 9. Resist arrest (staying in jail is a beta move, it cuts into grind time) 10. Arrive at work 11. Assert dominance by getting with your coworkers, male or female 12. Boss wants to fire you for “sexual harassment” 13. Kill him (don’t let a beta like that run the company) 14. Don’t take over the business, start your own 15. Get arrested for several crimes 16. Assert dominance by escaping jail 17. Sell NFTs 18. Watch Minions: The rise of Gru (Gru is the biggest sigma, take from his example) 19. It’s 11am, the day is over, go to bed

Wow this is blatant animephobia, you're just a bunch of bigots taking your anger out at us because the alpha animesexuals get more than a 3d w*man would ever give you. Komi San (こみさん) literally has more of a tridimensional persoanlity then any 3d thot whore "wom*n" in today's society >:/

I was offered a Threesome by my ex with another man once and denied respectfully. To explain it in League terms for you virgins: My ex and i usually 1v1'd in her base (practice tool so turret fire was off) and one day she suggested another guy joins on my side to 2v1 her. I then had to tell her that i already completely pwn her 1v1 so why bring another guy into it? She got surprised at the fact i wouldn't have fun in making her probably cry over being destroyed so hard since the other guy was around my elo which was 2 whole tiers above hers. To prove a point she 1v1'd him (we weren't matching icons so it wasnt a big deal) and got destroyed just as hard as when 1v1ing me and she still wanted to go 2v1, so i had to be direct with her and tell her to not get herself into more than she can handle. She was bummed out but ultimately accepted that i didn't want to destroy my baby like that

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

Bring back Bojo I'm not #ReadyForRishi GIVE HIM BACK HES MY BORIS

Joe Biden’s America LIBRAL SCOOL BE LIKE: 9:00: GAY LESON!! 9:45: how to be be GAYY!! 10:30: TRANS LERNINNG!! 11:15: GAY RECESS!! 11:45: CROSDRESING HOUR!! 12:45: GAY LESON!!! 1:30: TRANGENER LUNCH!! 2:15: BLM PERIOD!!! 3:00: COMUNIS T HISTORY!! 3:30: TAKE NON BINAR BUS HOME!! THIS IS WHAT THE LEFT WANT!

Candice? Oh I know Candice. We first met on the island of Sugandhi. You know, just off the island Garglononn. She works at the Wendys just off the highway E 10. She enjoys Fitness, as well as Tapes and CD's. Specifically those of the band Imagine Dragons. She is in rehab right now, came down with an awful case of Ligma from smoking too much Mind Goblin. But none of that is important. What is important, is that she is finally getting Updog.

Just thought I'd sign this on the blackberry. It is via IPv4 bc this thing refuses to get an IPv6 Addy but hey... this is still pretty cool Xoxo, Gamerboi

Didn't expect to hear Better Off Alone when I opened the site, good stuff