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#234

Mon Jan 23 07:57:52 PM EST 2023

dude, imagine typing the n-word on the internet whilst simultaneously being TERRIFIED of people in real life and then talking about "OPSEC" like you're not the equivalent of someone in a Call of Duty lobby. You're not even doing anything? You're not sidejacking important people, you're not defrauding huge corporations, you're not selling 0days to black site groups, you're literally just typing the n-word on a twitter knock-off website. i've said it before, if these people mattered at all, I'd feel sad for them. i just kinda shake my head and chuckle. get a hobby. learn to like, knit, or sculpt or something. you gotta get away from this website and do something that you can be objective proud of to stop feeling all this hate for people you don't know just because of their skin color. at least I only hate you because of what you say and do, but a lot of you racists just hate people without ANY investigation into their character, accomplishments, ambitions, desires, intellect, etc. it's really quite wild. it's the ultimate form of shallow-mindedness that leads you to be incredibly easy to influence by anybody who even remotely agrees with you. they say "yeah, fuck them n-words, now vote for me and sign all your rights away~~~!!!" and it's just like sheep to the slaughter. crazy shit out there

- Anonymous

#233

Sat Jan 21 03:47:31 PM EST 2023

Greta Thunberg is the reason I work out. I have this fantasy where we start talking at the UN climate summit after party. We exchange a few pleasantries. She asks what I do. I say I loved her on CNN She laughs. I get my drink. "Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got her attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Greta Thunberg? She touches her neck as she watches me leave. Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, she finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette. "Got a spare?" she asks. "What's in it for me?" I say as I hand her one of my little white ladies. She smiles. "Conversation with me, duh." I laugh. "What's so funny?" she protests. "Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the egos?" "You get used to it," she says, lighting her cigarette and handing me back the lighter. "What would you do if you weren't a climate change activist?" I ask. "Teaching, I think." "And if I was your student, what would I be learning?" "Discipline," she says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?" "Mexico" I say. "Oh wow. That's lovely." "It's OK," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking." "What could possibly be not to your liking in Mexico?" she inquires. "I don't like sand," I tell her. "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."

- Anonymous

#232

Sat Jan 21 03:39:44 PM EST 2023

Locate an area of grass. The first step in touching grass is to find a place where grass is present. This can be a lawn in your backyard, a park, a sports field, or any other location where grass is growing. Make sure you have access to the area and that it is safe for you to be there. Stand or kneel in a comfortable position. Once you have found an area of grass, stand or kneel in a comfortable position. If you are standing, make sure you have good balance and are able to maintain your balance while reaching out to touch the grass. If you are kneeling, place a cushion or towel under your knees for added comfort. Extend your arm(s) in front of you, with your hand(s) open and fingers extended. This allows you to easily reach the grass and feel the texture and sensation of the blades. Slowly lower your hand(s) towards the grass. Take your time and move slowly to ensure that you don't accidentally step on or damage any of the grass. Allow your fingers to come into contact with the blades of grass. You may feel the softness and/or dampness of the grass depending on the environment. You may also feel the different temperatures of the grass if you are in a place with a different climate. Gently move your fingers through the blades of grass, feeling the texture and sensation of the grass. Take note of the different feelings and textures you experience. Repeat step 6 as desired, moving your fingers through different sections of the grass to experience the variety of textures and sensations. When you have finished touching the grass, stand or rise back to your original position. Take a moment to appreciate the experience and the sensation of the grass on your fingers. Note: If you are allergic or have any medical condition that may affect you to touch the grass, it is recommended to consult with your physician before attempting this activity. A

- Anonymous

#231

Sat Jan 21 03:22:26 AM EST 2023

Is that uncomfortable? I’m a male so I don’t know what it’s like to be a female( I don’t mean this in a mean way I’m just saying I’m not a female, I’m not saying you can’t be a female I’m just saying I’m not one. If this offends you im sorry. Like truly, it’s just a question) I can’t imagine my little carrot being squished like that. I know the women breast and the carrot of a male( again I don’t mean no offense, im not saying females can’t have carrots, I’m just saying I have one and I don’t know, maybe I should just stop typing) im sorry if I offended anyone, I didn’t mean it.

- Anonymous

#230

Wed Jan 11 10:39:50 AM EST 2023

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- Anonymous

#229

Tue Jan 10 02:34:20 PM EST 2023

Good day, I'm so sorry for replying on your comment but I have to tell you the truth that you always share great articles and beautiful photos 💕, I checked out your profile and I was interested in knowing more about you .i will be so happy to be friends with you. Kindly add up, Thank you very much in advance... Am looking forward to being your friend 😊

- Anonymous

#228

Mon Jan 09 11:37:20 AM EST 2023

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

- Anonymous

#227

Fri Jan 06 10:58:00 AM EST 2023

I want to say your comic is very bad (the story) but also your paintings are not good. They are bluury and not well defined. It’s not quality work Also i don’t underdand why you use inferior software krita compared to the industry leader clip studio paint. Please test the trial version and you’ll see how many fantastic features it has that krita does not have at all (and will never have since too little developers) And finally i don’t underdtand why you use linux, a system hacked together by using projects that either have cloned (the kernel cloned unix) or violated software patents… Why don’t you use a mac? Apple invented the desktop metaphore, icons, fonts, … including the use of the mouse and this all back in 1984 when time was not ready for it. The ease of use of any apple product is incomparable to anything on the market. And finally the high resolution screens of Apple are the best in the world. Please use the best software: clip studio paint and apple procreate on ipad No need to use linux junk or a tool like Krita that will always be behind the industry leading software

- Tim Apple (Homepage)

#226

Wed Jan 04 12:40:21 PM EST 2023

I think that it’s ok to be sexually aroused by Pokemon. More so, I think it should be encouraged in the games and anime, and GameFreak should lean into it. Firstly, some Pokemon are shown to be much smarter then humans. Kadabra has been said to have an IQ over 5000, which is gigantically more than the definition of an animal, which have an IQ between 0 (Worms and Fish) and 65 (Apes and Octopus). Thus, they are smarter then needed to be able to give consent. Secondly, the argument could be made they are not as empathetic as humans, and thus can't give consent. This is proven not to be true numerous times in the anime, by watching Meowth. In Season 2, Episode 16 of the Pokemon show, it is established that he is no smarter or different then regular Pokemon, he simply learnt to walk by watching a dance rehearsal and later learnt English through a picture book. Throughout the following seasons, it’s shown how he schemes, laughs, cries and even at points, deceives people into thinking he is a human (in order to steal Ash's Pikachu of course). And the last piece of damning evidence - a folk tale in the Canalave Library (Pokémon Diamond and Pearl) literally STATES that humans used to marry Pokémon. This was removed in the English translation. Gamefreak, if you wanted us to fuck Pokémon, just say it. Conclusively, Pokemon aren't animals. They are intelligent, with empathy and kindness, and should be treated as equals. Denying them the right to have sex with humans removes their freedom, which is racist, and frankly, unamerican.

- Anonymous

#225

Sun Jan 01 04:43:04 PM EST 2023

Hello! Im finding some tips on how to finger a minor, my hands were hurting from all that stretching and i wanted some tips to help get rid of the fatigue. Im still a beginner so im still getting used to fingering a minor, im not having a hard time fingering the other minors but this minor was hard for my hands, all my appreciation for the responses. EDIT: Why do people think im a child predator, im just a guitarist

- Anonymous