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TAS is a dirty rotten cheater. I have seen some of TAS's so called "speedruns", and it is obvious he is cheating. He does things that are not humanly possible, and sometimes are not even physically possible on the controllers the games he plays are played on. Plus, as we learned from the Dream incident, RNG in video games can be tampered with to cheat speedruns, and the luck that this TAS guy gets is totally unrealistic. Cheating in speedrunning is not victimless. As cheaters prosper, legitimate runners are left in their dust, unable to compete because their honesty means they don't perform as well. If TAS has any respect for the speedrunning community, he will admit he cheated and quit speedrunning for good.

When you have a bad day, give up. Go home and sleep. Fuck it. Try again tomorrow. Not every bad day can become a good day. Some days are fucked and cannot be unfucked. When you have a day that is fucked beyond repair, that is the universe speaking to you; sending you a message, listen to the universe. Go home. Save your energy. Tomorrow is another day. For now, just fucking chill

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once in 1st or 2nd grade during an earthquake drill I really needed to piss but I couldn't move since I was under a table so I pissed on a random ass girl. I moved schools after that year but then came back 8 years later, gaslit her into thinking that wasn't me and became good friends with her. She still doesn't know

Either that was interesting, or that was disgusting. It's your call [giggle]

Wow, 💀, what a clever and thoughtful response. You couldn’t possibly wrack your brain to come up with a better response? Is your TikTok brainrot so severe that you can’t articulate words? Not even going to put a “goofy ahh” or “I’m dead”?! Not even a “bruh”? None of those are good responses, but at least they have words. Fucking zoomers have such short attention spans that they can’t focus long enough to do anything more than hit the emote button like some kind of fucking trained monkey? Fuck you, it’s people like you that are killing language

What is this shit? Every single time I see this uninspired bullshit-ass half-cocked nonsense it's absolutely nothing. There is no joke here. There is no subtext. There is no comedy. This is just a series of vignettes showing things that wouldn't be interesting if they happened to me. I wouldn't find this engaging if I witnessed it occurring from across the room, and yet this artist has decided it deserved to be committed to MS Paint so that we could all witness their mundane life in perpetuity. I mean, seriously, is this an NFT-type scam or something? Are they using their Patreon to launder money, and driving upvotes here in order to create the illusion that they could realistically be receiving that much? I just cannot fathom that something so "haha relatable" without the "haha" bit could be generating THOUSANDS of positive interactions.

Note to self: You can probably use a sessions cookie for timezone (when querying TIMESTAMPTZ)?

Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens. So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?

dude, imagine typing the n-word on the internet whilst simultaneously being TERRIFIED of people in real life and then talking about "OPSEC" like you're not the equivalent of someone in a Call of Duty lobby. You're not even doing anything? You're not sidejacking important people, you're not defrauding huge corporations, you're not selling 0days to black site groups, you're literally just typing the n-word on a twitter knock-off website. i've said it before, if these people mattered at all, I'd feel sad for them. i just kinda shake my head and chuckle. get a hobby. learn to like, knit, or sculpt or something. you gotta get away from this website and do something that you can be objective proud of to stop feeling all this hate for people you don't know just because of their skin color. at least I only hate you because of what you say and do, but a lot of you racists just hate people without ANY investigation into their character, accomplishments, ambitions, desires, intellect, etc. it's really quite wild. it's the ultimate form of shallow-mindedness that leads you to be incredibly easy to influence by anybody who even remotely agrees with you. they say "yeah, fuck them n-words, now vote for me and sign all your rights away~~~!!!" and it's just like sheep to the slaughter. crazy shit out there