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I assume that all opinions expressed are that of your employer even if you claim that they're 'yours' and I also subsequently report all opinions to said employers (along with receipts, screenshots, etc) in the hopes that they will specifically terminate your employment. Once you've been let go I'll extend an olive branch: I'll tell you that I can cover your rent and expenses if you agree to let me move in with you. From there I will slowly begin to assume your identity and take over your life. I'll sleep with your wife (as you). I'll brush my teeth with your toothbrush. Soon you'll begin to question your entire empty existence as someone who identifies with their place of employment. You'll develop a bad drinking problem and eventually just disappear one day. Years later your family will find out you were injured and killed in a bar fight somewhere in rural Utah. By then we will have all moved on. You'll just be former employee of that one company with the bad opinions.

TAS is a dirty rotten cheater. I have seen some of TAS's so called "speedruns", and it is obvious he is cheating. He does things that are not humanly possible, and sometimes are not even physically possible on the controllers the games he plays are played on. Plus, as we learned from the Dream incident, RNG in video games can be tampered with to cheat speedruns, and the luck that this TAS guy gets is totally unrealistic. Cheating in speedrunning is not victimless. As cheaters prosper, legitimate runners are left in their dust, unable to compete because their honesty means they don't perform as well. If TAS has any respect for the speedrunning community, he will admit he cheated and quit speedrunning for good.

When you have a bad day, give up. Go home and sleep. Fuck it. Try again tomorrow. Not every bad day can become a good day. Some days are fucked and cannot be unfucked. When you have a day that is fucked beyond repair, that is the universe speaking to you; sending you a message, listen to the universe. Go home. Save your energy. Tomorrow is another day. For now, just fucking chill

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once in 1st or 2nd grade during an earthquake drill I really needed to piss but I couldn't move since I was under a table so I pissed on a random ass girl. I moved schools after that year but then came back 8 years later, gaslit her into thinking that wasn't me and became good friends with her. She still doesn't know

Either that was interesting, or that was disgusting. It's your call [giggle]

Wow, 💀, what a clever and thoughtful response. You couldn’t possibly wrack your brain to come up with a better response? Is your TikTok brainrot so severe that you can’t articulate words? Not even going to put a “goofy ahh” or “I’m dead”?! Not even a “bruh”? None of those are good responses, but at least they have words. Fucking zoomers have such short attention spans that they can’t focus long enough to do anything more than hit the emote button like some kind of fucking trained monkey? Fuck you, it’s people like you that are killing language

What is this shit? Every single time I see this uninspired bullshit-ass half-cocked nonsense it's absolutely nothing. There is no joke here. There is no subtext. There is no comedy. This is just a series of vignettes showing things that wouldn't be interesting if they happened to me. I wouldn't find this engaging if I witnessed it occurring from across the room, and yet this artist has decided it deserved to be committed to MS Paint so that we could all witness their mundane life in perpetuity. I mean, seriously, is this an NFT-type scam or something? Are they using their Patreon to launder money, and driving upvotes here in order to create the illusion that they could realistically be receiving that much? I just cannot fathom that something so "haha relatable" without the "haha" bit could be generating THOUSANDS of positive interactions.

Note to self: You can probably use a sessions cookie for timezone (when querying TIMESTAMPTZ)?

Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens. So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?